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I use to believe that people had a maximum number of words to say. And those who were mute, had used up all their words. Needless to say, I was a very quiet child.

Harold C.
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When I was five, I had a nightmare where a man came into my room and told me that if I wiggled my fingers too much that I wouldn't be able to control them. I was afraid to wiggle my fingers for a few days afterwards.

Anon
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When I was a child, I thought I might lose a toe unconsciously. That's why I kept conting my toes before I fell into sleep every night. LOL.

Shamrock
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when I was small I believed that my tung was my portable candy, and my mouth was the box it carries in, and I thought that my foot was my hands it was so much fun trying to do a handstand all the time.

tt
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When I was a kid whenever I lost teeth everyone would say "Oh have you been kissing girls?".And then I thought if you kiss people the opposite gender your teeth will fall out and I was to scared to even kiss my mom.

Tyler
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When I was a little girl, I used to believe we had to run to be rich but as result I got exercises to develop my thigh muscles and not to make money.

Anon
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I thought that heart attacks were actually "hard attacks".

Anon
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I used to think that a broken leg was a whole leg broken
two pieces.

Don Northrup
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I used to believe that everyone has a vagina, and that vaginas are called penises. I didn't know the word 'vagina'.

Trisha Gaurav
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My sister was convinced that men and women had balls because her sex-ed teacher told her so. I think she heard wrong.

Erika
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My co-worker believed that one of the two testicles was actually at the head of the penis because they couldn't possibly both be at the bottom.

Erika
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I used to believe that if I couldn't suck in my gut anymore, my belly would bulge out twice as much.

Secret
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I believed that there was such thing as a piano donor just like an organ donor. That was when i had no idea what an organ donor was.

Peppermint Patty
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I used to believe that you could catch AIDS from just looking at a nud girl. Good thing I was WRONG

Mbm4615
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I used to think that if I ate too much junk food in one day, I'd get so fat that my belly would fill the whole sofa!

Anon
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I used to believe breasts were pronounced "breests", vagina was pronounced "Vageena", uterus was pronounced "Ooterus", and pubic hair was "public hair".

Molly
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I remember seeing a food commercial on TV. In it were a husband and wife discussing the food. The wife said, "And it's good for your budget!" As she said "budget", she touched his stomach. So I thought "budget" meant "stomach".

Anon
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I used to think eyeshadow protected your eyes from the sun somehow.

Anon
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i used to believe that the people weren't alive when i wasn't with them, i thought that i was the only person who had life and everyone couldn't do anything when I didn't meet with them.

terminator
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My Boyfriend recently admitted to me that up until the time he actually felt one he believed breasts were almost completely solid. He thought (and this is the example he used) that touching them would be like holding a slightly larger than average tennis ball.
He remembers being really confused about why women wore bras as they seemed to him to serve no real function.

Sarah
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