When I was a child, I used to think that if I lied my nose would grow bigger.
When I was young ,I used to makes faces everyme .One day ly mother told me if i pull a face and the bell ring,i would be stuck with this face .After that i used to scare each hour to make a face .I believed that during a long time and one day my father pulled faces and i told him "Don't do that anymore you will be stuck".He laughet at me and explain me the thruth
I used to think that if you sprayed some perfume/body spray on you right after you sprayed a different one, the different scents would create an explosion and damage.
If you pull a funny face, the wind will blow and it will get stuck.
I used to think that people who donated their kidneys were doing it for steak and kidney pie.
When I was a child I used to believe that black people were made of chocolate
I used to think that "tease your hair" meant make fun of it
I use to believe that while having a shower with my father and the water was dripping off his elbow, it wasn't the flow of water running on his arm, but that the flow of water was actually coming out of his elbow tip, like there was a leaking hole.
When I was a kid my brother told me that 20/20 vision was perfect vision. I took this a little too literally and thought that it meant even if you were having gravel poured right into your eyes you could still see perfectly.
When I was you younger, I used to believe men had their menstruation.