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a boy once told me that when girls got their period and if they werent careful and touched the blood accidentaly they would die. i was very very careful.

courtney
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when i was a kid, i was in the car with my mom and my mom told me that my grandparents parents died. i thought she said that my grandma and grandpa died. i was really little so i didn't think much of it. about a year later my mom told me that we were going to grandma and grandpa's house. so i said, "i thought they were dead"

Erin
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This isn't my story it's my teacher's. it makes me laugh every time.

When my teacher was little, her older brother told her that anyone at anytime could spontaniously combust. She slept witha cup of water next to her every night. =P

Anon
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until I was thirteen I used to believe that "homocide" was two homosexuals killing eachother.

Anon
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but my aunt used to tell me that if i eat too many noodles, i wud turn into a mummy when i died

Anon
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i thought that we were just a big story book that ended when we died

samantha
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I used to believe that George Washington died and turned into a bridge.

lara dean
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On my first trip to Medieval Times (the one restaurant where you can watch a jousting show while eating old-style food) when I was nine, I thought the knights were really stabbing and killing eachother and therefore thought it must be quite a dangerous (not to mention suicidal o.o) job.

And then they all came back at the end and I was like "huh what"

Anon
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When I was a kid, I'd heard somewhere the statistics regarding the number of deaths that occur in the world each minute. When there were major disasters or accidents with a high number of casualties, I believed that God was napping or distracted, and had to do something big to catch up to the statistic.

MS
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I used to think when you died you got eaten by Elephants, and then when you got pooped out the Elephant Gods would take you to a better place.

Skittle Man
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when i was younger i thought that areoplanes drove dead people to heaven

Anon
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I used to believe that when people died they would go to heaven and be able to see everything I did...one of my mom's best friend died when i was bout 7 and anytime i did something embarrassing or felt like i was doing something i shouldnt (even if i was alone) i felt even worse because i thought she was watching me...so sometimes i would think not to do something because i didnt want her friend to see me but then i would always wonder if she could hear my thoughts as well...

MariC
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I used to think that the people that died in action movies wanted to give up their life so they really died.....

Diandra
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I used to believe that when you died, your shoulder-blades split open and wings would ccome out, then you would fly up to heaven.

Ryan
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When I was little I thought for some reason that peoples souls looked like black mini wheats, but they were a bit bigger, about the size of a beach ball. When you died they floated out through the top of your head up to heaven sorta like a helium balloon.

Britt
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I used to believe in ghosts because I always heard noises comming from the cellar.

Sabrina
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I used to think that if you fell a very long distance and died, you would turn into blue gel. I don't remember the exact time of onset or when I finally saw the light, but I do remember being frightened about this steep hill near my house. I didn't want to fall down it and turn into blue gel!

Shannon
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on grave stones when it said "R.I.P." i always thought that was their name. when i saw it on a lot of graves i thought, "wow a lot of people name their kids R.I.P."

michelle
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I used to think that when you died, you would be awake trapped in your coffin rotting for all eternity!

Trapped in the Coffin
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When I was in 1st grade I heard the word "Viagra" for the first time. Later that day, my dad was talking about what must have been a heart surgery. I made a connection between the two and decided that a Viagra was a surgery that every man had to get when he turned 50. This surgery involved going into his belly and removing the Viagra vein. Every man had to get this or else he would die.

Shortly after, a boy at school was making fun of me for being a girl. Triumphantly, I told him, "At least I don't have to get a Viagra!" Confused, he asked me to explain. When I told him about the Viagra every boy has to get when he's 50 or else he'll die, he was horrified. He ran to tell his friends and soon most of the boys I knew were buzzing with fear at the idea of some day having to get a Viagra.

Still makes me giggle!

Alou D.
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