people

When I was young I wanted to join the airforce, because when I was killed in action I would not have so far to go to reach heaven.

Mark

wen i wuz little, like 4 (ten years ago) i thot that a the graveyard (cemetary) was spelled "g-r-a-v-e-y----ard" i kno it sounds stupid but its really funni cuz i thought that the ground was made of gravey.

Dying Again

Around the age of 5, for no reason I have ever been able to figure out, I believed that mannequins were corpses. When you died, you got turned into a mannequin. Then a pet died and was buried, and I learned the basics of natural decay.

Anon

When I saw people get shot on tv when I was young, I used to think they were dead if they fell to the ground with their arms over their head. If their arms were down by their side, I thought they would be okay.

Chris - Houston

I thought that we all lived forever and there was no death.
It wasn't until Tommy Cooper died (I was age 5) that I realised the terrible truth. I was in shock for a day.

Steve Crawford

When my great grandma died, my mother explained to me that she went to heaven. After that, I went in the garden looking for a ladder, so that my great grandpa could join his wife in heaven and make other babies...

Gre

but my aunt used to tell me that if i eat too many noodles, i wud turn into a mummy when i died

Anon

I used to believe that if you were killed, you came back; but if you were murdered, you didn't. lol!

M.O. LeClair

I belived that you could died if you laid your hair in the wrong way. If you one day had your fringe in the wrong direction you would die at night! My older friends were really good at keeping me beliv in this...

Krickan

When you saw a funeral go by, you had to grab a button on your shirt.

Anon

when i was young i used to believe that if you fell in a hole you would fall out of the sky and die.

Mark

when i was litttle when someone died i thought that they became a baby again and lived for another life and the reproduction never ended

tommy

When I was small, I read the goosebumps book with the camera that would show your fate in it. I became very scared and the next time we took family pictures... My face went pale and eyes dilated before they took the picture. I freaked out about it and it took us half an hour to get another picture.

Hunt

As a small child I always confused someone being unconcious with someone being dead.

Rick

My grandma died when I was young. I used to believe that on days when the clouds were really puffly and the skies really blue, if I looked hard enough, I could see my Grandma watching me. All the angles could peek over the puffy clouds and see everyone on earth.

suzi

my brother told me if i yawned i would die so ide run around trying to yawn all the time and then told my mom and dad and they laffed at me still didnt solve my problem

Kaeleb

i used to believe everybody died once they turned 100

mis-spent youth

I used to belive that when dead people were being transported in that nice shiney limo, they were being taken for there last ride to their favorite places before they were shove under the dirt.

-Emalie

When I was in grade 4, the boys across the table told me that the people in ancient horror movies, like the origional Dracula ect... they actually had too be killed because they didnt have special effects, so if you wanted too be in a movie like that they gave your family a ton of money after you'd died. Anyway, when i was in grade 8, we had too do a progect type thing on the first movies, and i put in this information, i still dont know if it's true, i doubt it

shell

Around the ages of 4-6 or so I thought when you died that you fell on your back and your tongue hung out of your moth.

anon