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I was about 4 when my mom would take me to the cupcake store after school and get me a cupcake. I thought that the wrapper was holding the top up and that there was nothing below the top, so I was always shocked when Mom pulled off the wrapper and ate the bottom after I had eaten the top.

Anon
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Used to believe that cows gave milk according to their color.
My grandmother had a lot of brown cows so I thought she would have a lot of chocolate milk.
I was only 8 years old

Stephanie Elbay R
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When I ordered "grilled cheese" at a restaurant, I didn't know that it was going to be a sandwich. I thought it was going to be just cheese!

Molly
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when i was a kid, i thought eating too much chocolate would turn you into one yourself (the billy and mandy show did NOT help with that!)

Anon
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I used to believe that nacho cheese was an actual kind of cheese, as in how cheddar, Swiss, pepper jack, etc. are all kinds of cheese.

Danny Mew
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When I was three I was always too busy playing to eat, so my mom told me there was a tiger in my tummy growling to be fed, and if I didn't feed it it would run away.

Anon
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When I was a child, I used to believe that garbagemen ate the food that we threw away. If I couldn't finish my food I would say that I was "leaving it for the garbageman".

Anon
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I used to believe that if I ate a fruit seed I would grow a tree in my stomach

Anon
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I used to believe that if I swallowed a watermelon seed a plant would grow inside me

Anon
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I used to believe bananas came from yellow monkeys

Anon
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