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When I was a kid My friend’s mom told me if I swallowed my bubblegum it would make me fart bubblegum bubbles

Anon
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I used to believe that just like how you can’t drink any alcoholic drinks if you are under 21, you couldn’t drink anything with caffeine if you were under 13.

Marideth
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I used to think the gemstone opal was like opal fruits and wanted to eat one.

Anon
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I used to believe that broccoli were small trees

Anon
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I thought that soda was also called "pop" because if you drink too much of it, you'd explode

Anon
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I thought you could make a profit out of profiteroles.

Anon
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I used to think the dish Nazi Goreng was something to do with World War 2 Nazi Germany and thought countries like Thailand must have been associated with the war in Wuropw.

Anon
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Whenever I saw 'dish of the day' written in pubs and restaurants, I thought it just meant everyone's favourite type of plate, and felt sorry for all the poor customers, thinking they were just given a plate without any food on it!

Anon
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I used to think stollen cake was stolen cake and got scared when my parents bought it at Christmas time because I thought they'd be arrested for shoplifting, and that certainly wouldn't make a nice family Christmas at home.

Anon
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I used to believe that the vegetables I ate at nursery school grew in the track.

Elena
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