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Choose one of the following categories: chewing gum, crusts, dangerous food, drinks, general, gherkins, milk, nasty food, salt, seeds, sweeties, watermelons,or view the best beliefs in this section as voted by visitors. Here are the most recently added beliefs:



I used to believe that if I swallowed a watermelon seed a plant would grow inside me

Anon
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I used to believe bananas came from yellow monkeys

Anon
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When I was a child I used to think that if I ate a seed from the apple, an apple tree would grow in my stomach. Now, I think that it was a very strange idea.

Yunnuen :)
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When I was a child thought that the blackberry juice was blood, because it was sold at my school bar and my friends told my that was blood.

Andrea Murillo
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When I was a child, I used to believe that the famous paila ice creams were cooked and hot. It was disappointing the day I tried one of those ice creams, because they were cold.
I lived in a lie.

Natali
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When I was kid. I used to believe that If If I swallowed the seeds of the fruits, a tree would grow in my stomach that is why I didn't like to eat fruit and when I used to do it I would remove all seeds.

Diego Nacevilla
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When I was seven years old I thought that chocolate milk was from brown cows, shortly after at school they explained to me that the process was not that, as a child I was very naive haha

Elian Cuichan
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When I was very young when I saw each fruit or some product I thought that everything came from a plant, a cheese plant or things like that. It was very funny because later I learned that each product had its own origin. Or also that when the rainbow ended there was a pot of gold and it tried to find the end but as it was obvious it never succeeded.

Villavicencio Bryan
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I used to believe that "unsavory" meant "sweet".

unsavory
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I used to think waiters and waitresses were naturally allowed to lick the ice cream scoop or pizza cutter when serving you in restaurants and cafes. Gross but still funny.

Anon
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