food

I once saw an ad for ice cream with a purple cow on it. After that I believed ice cream came from purple cows, chocolate milk came from brown cows and normal milk came from black and white cows. Later I was introduced to banana-flavored milk and was convinced that this milk came from gorillas.

I used to believe that if you ate tomatoes, the pips would stick in your appendix and then you would get appendicitis and have to have an operation.

I thought that little people worked inside can machines and that a wee light came on inside when you pushed the button so they knew what can to give you.

When I was young, my grandfather had me beleiveing the Center hole in the suger cookies he gave me was poisenous. So I always ate AROUND the hole and ended up with the tinest bit of cookie ring left over

As a child growing up, our Christmas tradition was Christmas Pudding with money in it. Every year at Christmas i got all excited to see how much money i would get. I grew up and moved out of home, and one day i thought about the pudding and thought i still want to do that. I rang Mum and asked her Where do you buy it from. I was crushed when she said she put the money in it and that you dont buy it like that. I was 19. Talk about naive.

I didn't like to drink milk. Once I was eating a banana, and then went to get some water, when my mother stopped me, saying eating water after a banana would make me die. I had to have milk if I was thirsty.

I used to believe that the colour of the cow determined the type of milk that the cow produced. Although I never could figure out where strawberry milk came from

I used to think that roast beef was made from alligators, because my parents told me it was alligator meat. Why did they think that would make me want to eat it?

I used to believe I would be able to breath fire, just like the picture on the red hots package. I could not wait to buy them just to try that out!

when i was quite little i asked my incredibly gentile mother what 'kosher' meant. ever the smart alec, she answered, "it manes it has garlic in it". she never knew that i held that as gospel for a good 7 years.

when i was in this daycare we were eating and it was some kind of meat and i over heard one of the people taking care of us say that the meat we were eating was livers taken from poor children across seas

I had recently learned sex education. A few days later that week I saw a sandwich at a local diner. I asked what the sandwich was because it lookes interesting. It was an egg and sprout sandwich. I thought it was an egg and sperm sandwich! i refused to eat there for a week.

I used to believe…

THAT CHEWING GUM STICKS TO YOUR GUTS
I GOT BEAT UP AFTER TELLING SOME1 THIS WHEN I WAS 7

when i was growing up, my dad always told me to watch my glass as I drank, because a bug could be in there and I would accidentally drink the bug. The way my young ears heard it was if I didn't watch my glass, a bug would somehow grow out of the liquid! I thought I knew what it would look like and everything :)

For some reason, I got the belief in my head that armoured trucks (the ones that carry money) actually held biscuits. It never struck me that the securtity guards and snipers were there to protect anything... I thought they just really liked biscuits. I still associate armoured trucks with Ginger-Mango biscuits...

my sister used to believe that the cone of an ice cream cone was poisonous and just there to hold the ice cream. she would lick out all the ice cream and throw the cone out. She believed it till she was 5. what a silly!