When I was in the second grade, my best friend told me that soy milk was really cow spit. I believed him until we had a lesson on soy and found out it was really made of beans. to this day i get grossed out when i drink soy milk, it leaves this mucus in your throat. Yuck!! Cow snot.
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On the Johnson Smith Company catalog, i saw the book about bodily fluids and when I saw the phrase "toe cheese," I thought that cheese came from human toes. And then when my mom and I were eating crackers and cheese, she said "why are you not eating?" and I said "because It is dreadful!, cheese came from toes!" Then I showed the magazine to her and pointed to the bodily fluids book where it says "toe cheese" on it.
WEN I WAS LITTLE (3 OR SO) MY BIG SIS TOLD ME I WAS ALLLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE AND IF I EVER ATE CHOCOLATE AGAIN I WOULD TURN INTO AN OLD LADY INSTANTLY. ONE DAY MY MUM WAS EATING CHOCOLATE BUTTONS AND SHE GAVE ONE TO ME AND I RAN AROUND THE HOUSE CRYING MY EYES OUT FOR 2 HOURS RUNNING UNTIL MY MUM TOLD ME I WASNT ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE AND MY SIS HAD MADE THE WHOLE THING UP
My mom always said if i swallow gum it will get stuck in ur stomach 4 ever and it will grow in a ball and make ur stomach bigger!
My mom alwayz use too tell me that if i accedenty eat the seeds of grapes or anything else i wouuld t grow a tree in my stomach!
I use too thing the cone for ice cream could not be eatin soo i alwayz gave the cone too my mom !
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When I was little, my parents told me that if I ate berries, I would go in an ambulance. So whenever I heard an ambulance, I thought someone had eaten berries.
When I was little..we went to a circus or something and i got some cotton candy. I left it on the table in our kitchen and the next day...it was all gone.(Someone else ate it) and my dad told me that it "dissapeared" and I believed him...so from then on I always hurried to eat my cotton candy before it evaporated!
Since I was told that milk was good for your teeth, I used to tilt the glass of milk to my lips so that the milk would barely enter my mouth and hold it there and soak my teeth in milk as long as I could for a brighter smile!
The first time that I had eaten cotton candy my dad had told me that it was Peter Cottontale's tail. I felt bad eating the cotton candy and I felt even worse when I discovered that I loved eating Peter Cottontale's tail!
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I used to believe that Chicken Mc Nuggets were made from baby chicks
When our family lived in Germany, we would drive by fields with giant rolled bundles of hay that was covered with white plastic. From the road they looked like gigantic marshmellows. Jokingly, I told my 5 year old son that that's where marshmellows come from...fields. Now my son is 14, recently, he has told me that up until he was 10 years old, he had believed that marshmellows grew in fields!
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My grandmother used to always eat shredded wheat cereal and so I used to call those huge rolls of hay in the farmers fields "giant shredded wheat"!
My dad always told me that ketchup was made out of beans
My cousin and I told her little brother that toe jam was just like the kind you put on toast. We got into a lot of trouble when my mom and my aunt caught him eating it!
I used to think mushroom is a room with many rooms!
I used to believe that if I accidentally ate one of the spikes on a pineapple my parents would yell at me for eating too big of a piece of the pineapple.(don't ask where this came from)
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When I was Little, I thought a Pizza Pie was Tomatoe sauce, cheese, and Pepperoni inside of a pie crust....
When I was Little, my dad told me that if someone drank coffe, they'd grow hair in their nose. Well, I went with my parents to a restaurant, and sat next to my Mom. When the waiter brought her a cup of coffee, I watched her drink some, then I cocked my head and started staring up her nose. She asked me what I was looking at, so I told her what Dad said.
When I was little, on the weekend during the school year my dad and I were driving past a farm. He said, "Lauren, do you know how we get our chocolate milk?" And I replied "You take milk and add chocolate syrup." "No!" My Dad said. "You just milk a brown cow, and you get Chocolate milk!" Well, In first grade, when I went back to school for the week, the teacher asked us how to make chocolate milk. I told her to milk a brown cow!!!