food

i used 2 think if u ate crusts u would get them stuk in ur tummy and u would die

i used to belive that in 2nd grade if ate all my lunch from the cafeteria they would give me a prize sadly i ate it all but nothing happened

when i was a kid i thought that when i drink a cup of tea the colour of my pee comes darker :P

my grampa told me 1 time that if I accidently swallowed a watermelon seed 1 would grow inside my stomach. Sometimes I still don't eat watermelons

When I was younger I was told, by my aunt, that stuffing is the inside of a turkey( heart, liver, ect..). Despite this belief every Thanksgiving I would eat it until I would begin thinking about what it was and get a little nauseous, especially if I had a particularly moist portion. It wasn't until this past thanksgiving which was after my 17th birthday that I was told the truth. But if you think about it thats not to bad because my aunt really thought it was the insides of a turkey and shes 38.

i used to belive that if you didnt eat your easter eggs quickly they would hatch and you have to keep the bird forever i every easter i would eat them all at once how sick i was ewww

Once during dinner when I was about 6, I kept slurping my soup really loudly, and my mom got really irritated about this so she told me that "If you keep slurping your soup like that you'll go deaf." I taught myself to eat my soup in a very quiet manner and believed that until I was 10.

I used to belief that mangoes were blue, because of a children's book where they were painted that colour. i was horrified when I realized that they weren't! I'm still searching, there must be some out there somewhere...

when i was about 5 or 6, my mom would always show me those commercials where there were kids in somalia that ate out of garbage cans because they were so poor. so my mom would show me those commercials and tell me, "That's why you should eat everything that i give you because those kids have nothing to eat." So I thought that my mom didnt want to help those kids because she told me to eat everything on my plate and not throw anything away. so naturally, i threw all the food that i could into the trash can. i thought that this would help the kids who ate out of the trash cans.
Note:
my mom meant that i shouldnt thrown any thing into the trash because i was lucky to have food and that i shouldnt waste it. i was 5 or 6 so i didnt get the meaning at the time.

We were sitting in the back of my dad's van when my sister spilled a little condiment package of pepper all over herself and the floor of the van. My father turned around and told her not to move, because the Pepper People would get her. She started to cry until we cleaned her up.

When I was about 9 years old, my Mom gave me some money and told me to get her a pound of lox. Later, I came back home with the money she had given me and told her the man in the hardware store said he only sold locks by the piece, not the pound.

When my mom baked whole chickens and/or cornish hens in the oven - I used to stick notes on them that said "help me, it is hot in here"

i belived that you said grace at dinner time if the food was bad. when I was 4 my grandma asked if I wasnt going to say prayers before dinner? No I replied mums a good cook.

MY GRAN WHO USED TO LOCK US OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND SAY MR COOKINGS IS BRINGING ME AND MY SISTER SWEETS. I USED TO IMAGINE THIS MAN FLYING THROUGH THE KITCHEN WINDOW EVERY DAY AND WAS EXCITED, UNTIL I FOUND OUT MR COOKINGS WAS ACTUALLY THE KITCHEN CUPBOARD.

when i was around 5 my mom told me if i ate sun flower seeds it cut up the inside of my heart and that is why it hurts going down

I was shaking a bottle of apple juice one day, and my sister told me that if you shake apple juice, it becomes poisonous. I got so scared because I had taken a drink before that and I thought I had just poisoned myself and I was going to die.