food

I used to confuse the time of 'Lent' with the verb 'lend'. I thought that when someone gave up something for lent they would give it all to someone. I told myself that one day i would give up cough medcine and punish the greedy person who took everyone's sweets and cakes.

i was in junior kindergarten and i got chicken sandwiches EVERYDAY. i within a month (i think)started to hate my chicken sandwiches.but i got clever about it...or at least i thought so...anyhow everyday at lunch time i would run and grab my sandwich out of my lunch box and toss it in the garbage before anyone got to their seats with their own lunch. i figured if i tossed it out before lunch no one would figure its me. so there i would sit day after day without a sandwich for lunch. except the teacher would *find* a sandwich every day in the garbage pail. everyday she would ask me why i didnt have a sandwhich like every one else did, and every day i would just say 'i dunno.' So there i would be without a sandwich everyday and mysteriously everyday there would be a sandwich in the garbage...but i never confessed. i thought i was so smart?!?!

I used to believe that if I ate the crust on my bread, I'd grow hair on my chest.

when i was little i used to beleive that if you ate a seed of a fruit you would grow that fruit in you.

When I was about 12, my family moved to the UK, and (along with other phrases) I was confused by the term "gherkin". Not wanting to sound stupid, I assumed it was a, erm, special part of one's anatomy. This was confirmed even more when my American chum called it a pickle. So one nite at a resturant, when the waitress asked if I wanted a gherkin along with my sandwhich, I shreiked and caused a rather large scene. My family still torments me about that to this very day...

i used to believe that sushi was wraped in fish skin

One time my mom told me (it was late at night and i was like 4) that if i ate the candy she was eationg i would get diahhreah. I asked why she was eating it and she said it couldn't happen to adults. I huess she just wanted her candy.

when i was little my father and i were leaving subway and i was joyfully carrying my cookie, until my dad annoyed at my doddling said that the frogs would eat my cookie if i didnt hurry, he then went into a very horrific story, i was only 3 i remember it vividly, i have hated frogs ever since

When I was in first grade, as an excuse to get away from vegetables,I became a meatatarian. Yes, I ate no vegetables. I proclimed that killing vegetables was wrong and cruel, and that they have feelings too. So my parents started fibbing to me. They started saying that deserts all have vegetables in them. After a little while, I gave up on it.

when i was little i used to think that if you ate any seeds of a fruit that a the fruit seed you ate would grow inside of you.

I used to believe that drinking (anything) while driving was dangerous so when my mom sipped her coffee in the car I would yell at her and get all upset

Once their was a boy that looked at the peppermint patties. He looked at the mint leaves on the wrapper, and found his dad eating some patties. He went to his dad and said "Dad, your supposed to smoke marijuana, not eat it."

I use to believe that if you ate crust off of bread that your hair would turn curly!

when i was little i thought that if i ate lollypops while i watched old movies then dead people's heads would fall on me while i slept.

When I was little like up until 6 my parents used to tell me that if I swallowed watermelon seeds that they would grow in my stomach. I swallowed one and didnt drink for like 2 days because i didnt want to water it.

i used to believe that milk came from white cows, chocolate syrup came from brown cows, and the cows with mixed colors were chocolate milk, as a result of a browm cow and a white cow mating.