food

When I was a kid, I used to believe if I ate too much I will nead to roll to move !

When i was young I used to believe if I ate ham fat I was going to inflate like a balloon

When I was 6 years old, I use to believe that if I didn't eat my vegetables, my parents made me think that I would turn into a giant carrot.

I used to think that 'sell by' meant that not the store, but the consumer was supposed to sell the product before it expired.
Who wants to buy my half - drunk milk?

If you eat crusts, your hair will go curly

I used to believe that if I ate a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in my belly.

When i was little i used to think the meat didn’t come from the animals we saw

When i was young,i used to think that if i a eate a pip of watermelon a watermelon would grow up in my belly.

One day i a eate a watermelon and i have swallowed a pip.My sister looked at me chocked and she said "OH MY GOD YOU HAVE EATEN A PIP YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A WATERMELON IN YOU BELLY."
I was stressed and i cried but 2 days after she told me it was a jocke ,it was not possible.I felt stupied and embarrassed

When I was litle, I used to belive that saucisson was made out of pig's tail.

Let me explain : one night I had a dream in wich I was in a big supermarket with my parents and in an alley I saw a big pig statue and I asked : "What is saucisson made out of ?" and my mom just answerd me that it was pig's tail and trusted her ! Even though it was a dream I acually belived saucisson was made out og pig's tail in real life too !

One day at school, I don't know why, we talked about saucissson with my friends and they started laughing and I just didn't understand ! And after school when Iasked my parents, they said that they never told me that and it's only then that I realised that what I remembered was a dream ! I felt so stupid !

Now when I think about it, I just laugh. Why would we eat pig's tail? I was so naïve that I belived in my dreams !

when i was younger,I used to think that alcahol was water but recolored and with a different taste,but I also always thought that if I was older like 9 years old,I could drink some

I used to believe that if you ate carrots you’d have night-vision

When I was a child, I used to believe that onions came from tangerines.

I used to beleive that ice cream is made up of only ice and cream on top

When I was a child I thought that swallowing a seed will make a tree grow in our tummy and we would no longer be hungry and we would grow fat.

I thought B.Y.O. referred to food, so I was amazed that people would go to all the trouble to cook their tea and then get the car out and go to a restaurant in order to eat it. Why on earth would people do that?!

I used to belive that if you swallowed a cherry pit, a cherry tree would grow in your belly.

When I was four or five years old, I swallowed a cherry pit and I immediately started panaicking because I imagined this growing in my belly, the branches coming out my nose, my ears, I remember this was a horible image in my mind.

Now, I am not afraid of swallowing pits even if I avoid them