food

My mom used to tell me that if I didn't drink 5 glasses of milk a day, my bones would fall apart while I was sleeping, so every day, even though i hated milk, i made sure to drink 5 glasses of milk! Damn u mom, lol! J/k

i used to belive brocolie carrots and potatoes grew in your ears until i ate some earwax..it was horrible.....

I used to believe collieflowers and sweetcorns grew from your ears if you didnt clean them...needless to say i never cleaned them and nothnig grew from them

I used to belive that haggis was a creature in the scottish highlands that had short back legs and long front legs and ran up hills only to fall down again. It was about the size of a rabbit. My history teacher told me this and he also said that there were official haggis-hunting seasons. So sad.

when i was around 4 yrs old, my mom convinced me that if i eat the fruit's seed, i can grow that fruit's tree on my head. once i've aten one of the orange's seed n i was really scared the 'growing' tree on my head.so then i cried so loud told my mom to take me to the doctor n have an operation but she doesnt want. she said it will be good if i can grow the orange tree on my head so she wont have to spend her money buying orange. it was really scary. i've always believed her until i was about 12 yrs old. stupid huh..

When i was little, my dad told me that it was illegal to eat anything other than a happy meal at mcdonalds. i was so stupid that even when i was 13 i still ordered a happy meal. im 16 now, thank god i sussed!

my brother told me that if you ate the back seeds from watermelon, that you would die becasuse a watermelon would grow in your stomach and explode. When I accidently ate one I went inside and cried, i was like 3 years old, when i woke up in the morning I figured he'd lied to me

When i was a little girl of 5 years, my dad was very interested in Tai Chi. He would do his excersizes and then get himself something to drink and sit with me. One time he was making juice and I asked him what kind it was. He told me it was concentrated juice, like the ones in the can where you add water. My daddy asked why I wasn't having any juice, and I replied "But that's your juice to help you concentrate!" thinking of the hard Tai Chi excersizes he was doing and how he told me and my brother never to bother him while he was doing them...hehe

i used to think that if you swalled the crust you would automaticly choke on it.

i always thought that if you swalled chewing gum you would turn into it.

When my sister was about 4 years old, and I was 14, I played a mean trick on her...We had just finished our dinner and I went into the kitchen to get the pudding. She came in to find me holding an Arctic Roll. "What's that?" She asked. I said (I really don't know why) "It's a little creature...called a Fuzzy Mammoth. I found it on my way back from school. I'll just go and show mum..." I took the Arctic Roll into the dining room, and my sister came and sat down. Of course, my mum picked up an enormous knife to cut it with, and my sister absoloutely screamed until she realised I'd been playing the trick. She thought my mum was going to slaughter a little innocent animal!

i used to think mashed potatos were made from apples becouse they were the same color(i was a very slow child)

When I was 10 or so my dad told me that freezer burn on ice cream gave you cancer. I never questioned this belief and held onto it subconsciously until I was 17. Whenever I saw freezer burn on ice cream I'd either a) eat around it or b) put it back in the freezer, never thinking that maybe I should either not eat around cancer or maybe even throw it out. It was when I wondered "why don't we throw it out, then?" that I realized maybe he had been joking.

when I was a little I put some milk in powder with water,and I thought I had discovered a new way to get milk without the cow...=p

I used to believe that is you cooked eggs the wrong way you would fry your brain on drugs, because of that old public service ad that said, "this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs," and then they would crack and fry an egg.

This may not fit into the subject, but when I was little, I always wanted to try cartoon pizza (from teenage mutant ninja turtles) cause I thought it would be better than regular pizza. It looks good, doesn't it?