food

I used to believe…

When i was in preschool they served overcooked broccoli (almost yellow in color...ew) and after that I was convinced Cauliflower was just broccoli that got cooked too long and eventually turned white

I used to believe…

When I was little, my older (and cruel) sister told me that the story line for the episode of Rugrats in which Chuckie eats a watermelon seed and a watermelon grows in his tummy was actually possible.

I still refuse to swallow seeds for fear that I might have a tree grow out of my ass.

I used to believe…

When I was four, my dad's best friend told me that the black olives on his pizza were cockroaches (to keep me from eating his pizza - how much pizza could a four year old eat?). To this day, I can't eat black olives.

I used to believe…

When I was a kid, I was told that poor people at out of the trash, so to "donate", I would throw away my entire lunch.

I used to believe…

Went I was little we would go out to eat and some places asked if I wanted a "soup or salad" with my meal and I always responded No cause I thought they meant a "super salad"... Which would be to big.

i used to think chocolate milk came from brown cows and normal milk came from white cows

I used to believe…

After finishing dinner, I heard my mother say green beans and onions help prevent cancer but I didn't know what "prevent" actually meant .. thus I assumed she meant these vegetables CAUSED cancer. I cried in my room for hours thinking I was surely going to die.

I used to believe…

When I was younger, I used to believe that If you eat seeds from a fruit, a tree grows inside your belly.

I used to believe…

When I was a little girl, my mom told me that it was "against the law" for children to drink beverages that contained caffeine. In kindergarten, my best friend was drinking Coke and I tried to get her to stop because I thought she'd be arrested.

I used to believe that when you swallow seeds (i.e. watermelon, apple, orange, etc.), the seeds would grow into a tree and you would die.

I used to believe…

My Papa convinced me that the ridges under the cap of a mushroom would pinch you if you touched them. I didn't eat mushrooms until high school. I'm still a bit weirded out by them.

I used to believe…

When I was a kid I used to believe that different breeds of cow meant different flavours of milk, hence variety in milk shake flavours.

I used to believe…

When I was little, i thought after you were done eating at a resturant the waiters would eat all the food that was left over.

I used to believe…

When I was little my family would always tell me "eat your food there are starving kids in this world" like most families do. I started to not eat my food at all and sneak it to the garbage can so that the homeless could find it.

I used to believe…

When I was little, I used to believe chocolate milk came from cows with brown spots.

I used to believe…

when i was little my mom told me that mountain dew was donkey pee and i didnt drink it foy YEARS!!!!EWWWW!!