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I Used To Believe The Monster Beverage/Energy Drink Was Monster Milk!

I used to believe…

When I was a child I used to think potassium came from potatoes.

I was about 4 when my mom would take me to the cupcake store after school and get me a cupcake. I thought that the wrapper was holding the top up and that there was nothing below the top, so I was always shocked when Mom pulled off the wrapper and ate the bottom after I had eaten the top.

I used to believe…

Used to believe that cows gave milk according to their color.
My grandmother had a lot of brown cows so I thought she would have a lot of chocolate milk.
I was only 8 years old

I used to believe that nacho cheese was an actual kind of cheese, as in how cheddar, Swiss, pepper jack, etc. are all kinds of cheese.

I used to believe…

When I was three I was always too busy playing to eat, so my mom told me there was a tiger in my tummy growling to be fed, and if I didn't feed it it would run away.

I used to believe…

When I was a child, I used to believe that garbagemen ate the food that we threw away. If I couldn't finish my food I would say that I was "leaving it for the garbageman".

I used to believe that if I ate a fruit seed I would grow a tree in my stomach

I used to believe that if I swallowed a watermelon seed a plant would grow inside me

I used to believe bananas came from yellow monkeys

I used to believe…

When I was a child I used to think that if I ate a seed from the apple, an apple tree would grow in my stomach. Now, I think that it was a very strange idea.

I used to believe…

When I was a child, I used to believe that the famous paila ice creams were cooked and hot. It was disappointing the day I tried one of those ice creams, because they were cold.
I lived in a lie.

I used to believe…

When I was kid. I used to believe that If If I swallowed the seeds of the fruits, a tree would grow in my stomach that is why I didn't like to eat fruit and when I used to do it I would remove all seeds.

I used to believe…

When I was seven years old I thought that chocolate milk was from brown cows, shortly after at school they explained to me that the process was not that, as a child I was very naive haha

I used to believe…

When I was very young when I saw each fruit or some product I thought that everything came from a plant, a cheese plant or things like that. It was very funny because later I learned that each product had its own origin. Or also that when the rainbow ended there was a pot of gold and it tried to find the end but as it was obvious it never succeeded.

I used to believe that "unsavory" meant "sweet".