food

I used to think waiters and waitresses were naturally allowed to lick the ice cream scoop or pizza cutter when serving you in restaurants and cafes. Gross but still funny.

I thought strawberry milk comes from baby cows

I used to think potassium came from potatoes.

I used to believe if I eat seeds, in my stomach a plant will grow

I used to believe the girl on the Sunbeam Bread wrapper was the same one on the tv show The Beverly Hill Billies (Donna Douglas).

I used to believe…

When I was a kid, I thought limes smelt or tasted like blood. Still like them as a candy flavour, though.

I used to believe that if I swallowed a watermelon pipe, one would grow in my stomach.

I used to believe…

When I was child i believe that the potatoes flew

I used to believe…

When I was a kid My friend’s mom told me if I swallowed my bubblegum it would make me fart bubblegum bubbles

I used to believe that just like how you can’t drink any alcoholic drinks if you are under 21, you couldn’t drink anything with caffeine if you were under 13.

I used to think the gemstone opal was like opal fruits and wanted to eat one.

I used to believe that broccoli were small trees

I thought you could make a profit out of profiteroles.

I used to think the dish Nazi Goreng was something to do with World War 2 Nazi Germany and thought countries like Thailand must have been associated with the war in Wuropw.

I used to believe…

Whenever I saw 'dish of the day' written in pubs and restaurants, I thought it just meant everyone's favourite type of plate, and felt sorry for all the poor customers, thinking they were just given a plate without any food on it!

I used to think stollen cake was stolen cake and got scared when my parents bought it at Christmas time because I thought they'd be arrested for shoplifting, and that certainly wouldn't make a nice family Christmas at home.