food

I used to believe that there were little men who worked in the bucket out the front of KFC. It was their job to cook the chicken and send it down the pipes into the restaurante.

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When i was younger my dad would tell me if u ate watermelon seeds a watermelon would grow inside of you. So whenever i accidently ate one i would start to cry.

I was always puzzled by jars of jam that said "extra jam" on the label. I thought it meant that there was more jam in the jar than there would be otherwise. Either it was a slightly bigger jar containing a little bit extra for free, like they often do, or they had managed to fit more into a normal sized jar.

I am ten and my mom drinks like almost never. So whenever she drinks she seems to talk funny and fall out so every time I see people drink I think the next thing they are goin to go is to Heaven

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when i was about 7 years old my dad took us for some food to long john silvers. which was odd because we never ate there. he said they had come out with something new. so i went along,never asking what it was. as my father and sister arrived up to the counter, my dad said he wanted an order of butterfly shrimp. well after i heard that i started screaming and crying. thinking it was actually real butterflies.my dad tried to calm me down as my sister and him looked so embarrassed. i think i may have even called my dad a murderer. well i was crying and crying and my dad couldn't calm me down so he just left me alone and sat down and stated eating them, and as he was eating them i cried more and more. i didnt understand for a couple years what actually butterfly shrimp were.

i used to beleive cotton balls were marshmellows

I loved bananas as a child (and still do). My mother told me that if I ate more than one banana a day I would turn into a monkey. I believed her for a long time!

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When I was a kid my grandparents told me that Brazilian nuts were N*gger Toes. I actually believed them to be black peoples toes and would not eat them. I still don't eat them when I get mixed nuts. I throw them away.

I used to believe that It was very dangerous to seat a fruit without taking out its seeds because if you pour water after swallowing a seed a tree would start sprouting out of your ears and nose.

I used to think that adults turned into worms at nigt and ate all of the spinach,which was actually candy,and threw it back up and that is how it got how it looked and tasted.Now i know that this doesnt happen.The people in the factory do it to cut some slack on the parents.

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when i was kid i used to belive that white cows have white milk and black cows have chocolate milk

I used to belive that if you ate a water melon seeds, watermelons would start to grow out your ears and any other openings on your body.

I was told that milk comes from cows and chocolate milk comes from brown cows..

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when i was young i used to eat bananas all the time. Until one day my brother told me they were moldy giant spider legs. I still have trouble looking at bananas the same way.

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When I was younger, I thought that coke tasted like chocolate.

I used to think beef meat came from horses, and that bolgne came from swan's necks!