food

I used to believe…

When I was little my mum told me that food was in packaging to stop little glass men getting in and to stop your mouth from getting cut.

It was only untill I was older and figured it out on my own.

i used to believe that if u ate brussel srpouts, your breasts would grow.

I used to believe…

when i was little i convinced a little girl dat if you added water to mud, it wud turn into runny chocolate...she believed me til she tasted it.

I used to believe…

Until recently I thought that coffee cakes were supposed to actually taste like coffee.

I used to think that hamburgers actually had slices of ham on them.

I used to believe…

When I was young, I went on a visit to my mother's family in America... I thought the candy called 'nerds' were boogies covered in sugar, and I also thought that 'wax lips' (and other edible wax facsimiles of body parts) were actually parts of dead people that were left over after cremation!
To this day, I refuse to eat those things.

I used to believe that to get the flavor blue rasberry they froze the raseberries

I used to believe…

As a kid, I thought the job of the slaves in the Old South was to make butter. They did this by peeling the bark off a tree trunk, looping a rope around the trunk, and pulling the rope back and forth between two people to work the butter off the trunk.

(Although maybe margarine *is* made that way...)

I thought that you could smash watermellon seeds and feed them to fairys

I used to believe…

when i was about 4-6 years old i thought if you ate a seed it would grow inside you.
one time i was about 5 i accidently swallowed a water melon seed so my brother told me 'dont drink or eat anything untill you pooped otherwise when has no more space to grow in it would come out all the holes in my body'
later i pooped and then my bro' told me 'becareful of the toilet cause they now live in the toilet you pooped in and if i sat there to long they would bite my but and if i fell in they would eat me!'

i used to believe that when you poured milk into cereal that only the part that the milk poured into would get wet and that the rest of the cereal would remain dry...

I used to believe…

When I would go to Japanese restaurants, my dad would order Wonton soup, except I thought it was called "One-ton" soup. I never understand why someone would eat so much soup.

I used to believe…

When I was little I thought Nan bread was Banana bread when my mother corrected me I thought it was Nana bread, I dont know how many years it took me to realize it was NAN bread

I used to believe…

Grandma used to tell me that if i ate the crusts on white bread it would make my hair grow curly i believed her but i hated crusts on white bread (i still do) so to get me out of it i said "but i don't want my hair curly"

I used to believe…

when i was young i remember eating vanilla wafers and i was putting the broken cookies aside. my grandmother asked why i didnt eat them and i told her i thought that someone had taken a bite off the cookie and put it back in the box.

I used to believe…

That a Wiener schnitzel (a German dish which is a bread veal cutlet) was a hotdog, because there is a hotdog place called Wienerschnitzel.