food

I used to believe Jiffy lube was a dough nut store....

I used to believe that Chopsticks were used because people couldn't see properly, and that the chopsticks were antennae that would then sense the food and allow the person to find and eat it.

I used to believe…

my mother used to tell me if i swallow an orange seed, an orange tree would grow on my head.

mom, then what would happen if i was eating a watermelon?

I used to believe that if I swallow a gum, I wont be able to poop again cause it would stuck there....guess u know what I mean with THERE! :p

i used to beleive that granola bars would give you diareah.

i don't know why but when I was younger I used to eat loads of sprinkles by themselves, until one day my dad told me that if you have too much, it turns into seeds and a sprinkle tree grows inside you, but you have to beware of police men, or they'll get their doughnuts and dip them into you.

I thought i could blow up if i drink to much soda

I used to believe that eating cookie dough would give you worms in your tummy...my mom told me that!

I used to believe that if you swallowed chewing gum, your intestines would get stuck together!

I used to believe that if I ate enough carrots, my eyes would turn blue! (My mother used to tell me this to make me eat more vegetables.)

I used to believe…

when i was younger i used to ask my mum wats for dinner and she would say "Bread and Pull It"
for years i thought there was some sort of food called pullit

.i used to believe that: by looking at the first letter of fruit&vegetable names, you can tell about the vitamins they contained., like Apples contained vitamin A, Bananas -vitamin B, Carrots -vitamin C &so on..

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When i was small my big brother told me that if you put the little seeds you find at the bottom of a tub of popcorn in your mouth for long enough they pop into hundreds of pieces of popcorn. i kept one in my mouth for 2 hours, when i was older they told me it was just to shut me up during movies!

I used to believe that when a juice package said the juice was from concentrate, that concentrate refered to a company that produced juice and I used to think "Wow, they make a lot of juice."

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My dad always told me that if you ate a cherry pit.. it would grow out of your head..
soo he ate a pit..
then later that afternoon.. taped a piece of a cherry branch to his head.. and i thought he had actually grown a cherry tree

I used to believe that Eagle Brand Condensed Milk was actually an eagle's milk!