food

i used to believe that scampi was fish toes instead of fish fingers....

I used to believe that if you ate more than 6 hotdogs per month, you will die..

I used to believe…

My parents, in an attempt to make me eat my veggies, would simply rave about the benefits of each veggie. When it came to the carrot, they told me "it contained Vitamin A and rabbits eat it and that's why rabbits can see really well in the dark, sweetheart, so eat up your carrots now".

So I ate my carrots with the belief that the more carrots I ate, the more closer I was to getting super night vision.

I used to believe…

Sushi had a Snorlax in it that would eat me.

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When I was little I thought that cotton candy was made by satan, as my mother rarely let me have it, but when i did get it, I would fail to mention that small fact to my mother thinking she would take it away form me

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As kids my Dad told us that if we ate the little squares in the waffles that our stomachs would blow up, so i remember thinking dad is always right cuz he is the smartest man in the world, so my brothers and sister would try to pick around the waffle squares so our stomachs wouldn't blow up.

i used to believe eating turnip made me have curly hair

I used to believe…

My mother always told my sister and I if we ate the crusts off our sandwitches we'd get curly hair.

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When I was younger, I always believed that if you swallowed a seed, a tree would grow in your stomach. It was often very hard eating Watermelons and Mandarins.

i used to believe that soda bottles, like a 2 liter Coke bottle wasnt actually full of coke, i thought it was just the top, the sides, and the bottom were dark colored and there was air in the space between.

I used to believe, after my mum told me, that the Ferrero Rocher that people ate on adverts were chocolate covered sprouts too cut down on expenses. I found out the truth some five years later when

I used to think that chicken kievs were made from posh russian chickens that had been exclusively fed on a diet of butter and garlic.

I also thought that they would wear little fur hats, becuase it was cold in russia.

I used to believe…

Drinking exactly 3 litres of sunny delight made you turn orange.

i used to believe tat if u swallow a watermelon seed, u will end up having a watermelon tree growing in ur stomach.

I used to believe that if you swallowed the pits from the fruit you were eating, it would grow into a fruit tree in your stomach and eventually kill you by bursting. I still swallowed my pits tho just to see.

i used to believe that if u chewed gum too long u would turn into a cow