food

I used to believe…

When I was a little boy. I used to believe, if I ate a seed, a tree would grow in my stomach but one day after. I did poop the seed so now the seed grows in toilets.

I used to believe…

When i was a little boy , my parents used to tell me:" Drink this soup and you will grow up". But now I'm very sad , because I don't think it's was true. Today I'm still small. Today I understand : All parents want us to eat vegetables for our well-being. But if Ikeep on eating vegetable , I will become green , not tall ...

I used to believe…

When I was a little girl, I used to believe a snake was born in my belly if I eaten sugar. I was scared ans I didn't want to eat sugar until I was 12 years old.

I used to believe…

When I was a little girl, I used to believe if I ate pips of watermelons, I would have a watermelon in my belly until I ate a lot and that nothing happened !

I thought that grape juice was called "great juice".

I used to think all strangers were evil.Back when I was 7 my friends were doing a lemonade stand and the adults disagreed because they thought that the people they met at the lemonade stand would kidnap them

I used to think that honey mustard came from honey badgers

I thought that if you ate too much blueberries, you would blow up and turn into a blueberry, like in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I used to believe…

Until I was 10 I thought if you drank alcohol or smoked before you were 21 you wild die.

I used to believe…

When I was a little kid, I used think that chocolate milk came from brown cows, and white milk only came from black and white cows. I also thought strawberry milk came from pink cows, and so on.

I convinced my sister that chocolate milk was made out of Keebler cookie elves, she believed me for a month

i used to think bread was poison

I used to believe that Buffalo wings were actually the legs of a buffalo, and they were just called wings to make them sound cool. The "drumsticks" did look a lot like chicken legs. When I realized they were actually chicken wings and Buffalo was a city, I still thought that drumsticks referred to the legs instead.

I used to believe…

My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.

I used to believe…

My sister told me that i was allergic to nuts so i wouldn't eat all the nuts. After i found she was lying, I threw a bag of nuts at her!!

I used to think that they had to wait for chickens, cows, pigs etc to die naturally of old age before slaughtering them.
I thought that who in their right mind would just kill a perfectly healthy animal who is just trying to live their happy animal life just for food.