crusts

In my room I have a heating vent in the floor of my bedroom. When I was little I always asked my mom if I could open it, but she'd say, "No, it's crusty in there." So I thought she meant there were old pieces of moldy bread crusts in the vent. I really hate bread crust, so I was scared of my vent.

*Anonymime*

On a road trip, my parents and I stopped into a convinience store/bakery that was kind of dirty.We bought some snacks, but I walked by the shelves of bread and the crusts were very dark brown.

The bread we bought at the supermarket was never that dark, so I thought the reason that the crusts were so bad is that the baker dropped them on the floor repeatedly.

KMF

When i was little, my sister constantly told me that if i didnt eat the crust on my bread the crust monster would come in the middle of the night and eat me.

Laura

I used to believe that if you didn't eat your crust on the bread, there would be an earthquake.

Anon

my mom used to tell me that if i ate the crust on my bread, my hair would grow longer.

melanie

i used to believe that the crust was the healthiest part of the bread. it was only a year or two ago that i stopped to think that it's really no different than the rest of the bread, just burned more.

kirsten

i used to think that if you swalled the crust you would automaticly choke on it.

rudiger2

when i was little i thought that pizza grew on trees and that the crust was poisoness thats why nobody ate it.

cameron

My grandma told me if you ate the crust or the "heel" of bread you would have rosey cheeks and would be able to whistle. I've never had rosey cheecks or been able to whistle!!

Jane Houseworth

I believed until I was well into my thirties that the bread crust contained all the vitamins and I must always eat it.

Trish

If you ate the bread crust you would be able to whistle.

Anon

My mom used to say that if I did not eat the crusts on my sandwich that THE BREAD CRUST MAN would get me, I guessed he was like the boogie man and get you while you slept.

Stephen D

i used to believe that if you ate loads and loads of crust from bread it would make you have BIG boobies.

Israel Bliss

My dad told me that if I ate my crusts it'd put hairs on my chest. As I am female I didn't want a hairy chest, so I never ate the crusts

Lobelia Overhill

I don't like bread crust and didn't when I was little either. My dad always said that it would put hair on your chest as a joke and up until I was 8 I beleived it. Though, I still hate crusts.

Emmerz

My friends all told me that eating bread crust made your hearing better, and by not eating it I was going to go deaf. The funniest part of it all is that my hearing is so good now, I always get in fights with these friends that the movies they watch are on too loud.

Ben