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I used to believe that as I ate food, I filled up, and that once I filled up completely, I would die.

Anon
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I used to believe that barbeque sauce was made from a cows butt because my friend had told me in lunch when were in first grade thanks bff.

Anon
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When I was a kid my dad told me about mustard gas and I thought he was talking about real mustard, so whenever someone put mustard on something I held my breath

Bill
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I used to believe that small amounts of soy sauce would be the best food you have ever tasted, but that if you ate too much it would kill you.

Jessica
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i used to think that tabasco sauce and tobacco were the same thing. i would tell my dad that tabasco was gunna give him cancer, hah

jakeeeeeee
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I used to believe, when i was about 4, that red skittles were poisonous. No one could convince me otherwise. But I knew the trick to getting the poison out was to let them sit somewhere until they became dusty, then eat them with the dust still on there. My mom claims she found red skittles shoved everywhere around the house.

Anna
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You know that add on this website "ALL YOU CAN EAT IN DUBLIN"?Well,I used to believe that if you ate one of the green treets,your skin,hair,eyes and nails would turn green,whenever you touch somebody,the same happens to them,when you go poo poo or pee pee its green too.This was just last week(embarested and blushes) :!

Green Girl
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When I was little my dad told me won ton soup was made of monkey brains, It took me a long time to learn the truth. The soup still scares me.

anon
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When I was little my dad told me won ton soup was made of monkey brains, It took me a long time to learn the truth. The soup still scares me.

anon
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My grandma told my cousins and me that if we ate watermelon and then drank Pepsi it would kill us. I am 59 and still haven't tested that theory!!

pb
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My son once asked my wife what she was doing. She said she was making develed eggs. He asked for one. She said they weren't ready. He said he would wait until she put the devil in them.

Patrick
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My Mother told my sister and I age the seeds from bell peppers were a deadly poison. We dutifully helped her clean every seed from the peppers that she was adding to the salad. I remember thinking about how so many people must die needlessly from green pepper seed poisoning...

Anon
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When I was little, my dad, brother and I went to the supermarket to get cheese. The lady at the counter gave us each a sample of munster cheese, and told us that if we ate it, we would grow horns in the morning, and become monsters. I was terrified of munster cheese after that, and refused to eat it no matter what the circumstances were.

MONSTER
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My little brother used to think that ketchup was made of, as he called it, crushed lice... yes, lice. He had heard it somewhere and was convinced of some sort of ketchup conspiracy poisoning us. He refused to eat it therefore. Any time I, his sister, put ketchup on anything he was horrified and called me crazy :-) Ha ha

Mara
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I thought tonic water was toxic water and wondered why would anyone drink it if it is toxic?

Dr.Badguy
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i used to believe that if i ate mushrooms they would grow on me

gwen
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when i was little i hated to eat animal cookies or anything i considered "cute". my brother then told me that when i ate them they would have a party in my stomach.

O_O
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I used to believe that some people were vegetarians because they were allergic to meat.

Aretia
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When i was about 6, my brother told me that if i kept eating the bag of Cheetos, my kidney would explode. So i gave him the bag..which is exactly what he wanted me to do! I went on believing this until i was 12.

Cheyenne Soleil
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I used to think that Fruit Gushers would actually turn your head into a fruit, so I was morbidly afraid to eat them.

Carter
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