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My sister told me that i was allergic to nuts so i wouldn't eat all the nuts. After i found she was lying, I threw a bag of nuts at her!!
I used to think that they had to wait for chickens, cows, pigs etc to die naturally of old age before slaughtering them.
I thought that who in their right mind would just kill a perfectly healthy animal who is just trying to live their happy animal life just for food.
As a kid, i believed that chocolate was made from poop and that's why i wouldn't eat it
I used to believe a cornucopia was corn on the cob with many other vegetables around it, because I misheard "horn" as "corn" when I was learning what it was, and I think the name didn't help, either.
I used to believe that broccoli grew on trees. It looks like a tree, so it made sense, right?
I used to believe that all the soup in the world was made by soup dragons and harvested in a cave, like the Clangers
My brother used to believe that you can't eat veggies because they have bugs in it!!! He saw a bug eating spinach and the supermarket and got freaked out so much that he called for the nearest employee to whack the bug with the leek he had in his hand! He was 4 at that time!
My brother used to think that olives came from two different kinds of tree: one that make "normal" olives and one that make olives already rattled off
I used to believe that all fruits were vegetables, and vice versa.
I used to think that freckles were bug poop, and i would cover my face in the blankets while i slept to prevent freckles.
I used to think that broccoli was a shrunken-down tree,
My mom told me that cannoli had earwax in it, so i wouldn't eat all the cannoli when we ate out. This backfired when my brother asked the waiter why there is earwax in cannoli. The waiter said there is no earwax in it and my mom was trying to scare us into not eating it. Then my brother threw canolli at her face and we started eating lots of it.
I thought if you could get arrested if you sneezed on a restaurant employee. So when I sneezed on an employee at mcdonalds, I started screaming that I didn't want to get want to get arrested for sneezing and I started hiding under the table so I wouldn't get in trouble
I used to think if I eat a seed from an orange, an orange tree will grow in me. Ahh
I used to believe that if you swallowed a seed, it would grow inside of you
I used to think that spaghetti had poison in it that could only affect little kids. My mom told me this so she could eat it all herself. I believed it for many years.
For some reason I used to think that Spam (canned meat) was manure in a tin. I became very confused when someone told me that they had eaten Spam and hated the taste of it, because I couldn't think of any reason why they would be eating manure.
Eating potatoes with skins on puts hair on your chest
That baked beans were made of pasta! Spaghetti is?!
I used to call calamari, cala dari