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I used to think a brothel was another word for a soup kitchen.
When my mom gave me my daily Flintstone chewable vitamin, I thought it was important that I get a different character each day, otherwise I wouldn't be getting all of my vitamins.
I thought if you took some candy and buried in the yard, you would grow a candy tree.
When I was a child, I used to believe , that supermarket products didn't have a provenance,the things just appear out of nowhere.
I'm 18 now, but until about 2 years ago I thought pavlova and palaver were the same word... I didn't realise one was a dessert!
Banana seeds are spiders eggs
I used to believe that Welsh Rarebit was made out of rabbits
I used to think that a rare steak meant that it was hard to find. I thought there was common steak, medium rare, and really rare.
I used to think that honey mustard came from honey badgers
I used to believe that Buffalo wings were actually the legs of a buffalo, and they were just called wings to make them sound cool. The "drumsticks" did look a lot like chicken legs. When I realized they were actually chicken wings and Buffalo was a city, I still thought that drumsticks referred to the legs instead.
My sister told me that i was allergic to nuts so i wouldn't eat all the nuts. After i found she was lying, I threw a bag of nuts at her!!
I used to think that they had to wait for chickens, cows, pigs etc to die naturally of old age before slaughtering them.
I thought that who in their right mind would just kill a perfectly healthy animal who is just trying to live their happy animal life just for food.
As a kid, i believed that chocolate was made from poop and that's why i wouldn't eat it
I used to believe a cornucopia was corn on the cob with many other vegetables around it, because I misheard "horn" as "corn" when I was learning what it was, and I think the name didn't help, either.
I used to believe that broccoli grew on trees. It looks like a tree, so it made sense, right?
I used to believe that all the soup in the world was made by soup dragons and harvested in a cave, like the Clangers
My brother used to believe that you can't eat veggies because they have bugs in it!!! He saw a bug eating spinach and the supermarket and got freaked out so much that he called for the nearest employee to whack the bug with the leek he had in his hand! He was 4 at that time!
My brother used to think that olives came from two different kinds of tree: one that make "normal" olives and one that make olives already rattled off
I used to believe that all fruits were vegetables, and vice versa.
I used to think that freckles were bug poop, and i would cover my face in the blankets while i slept to prevent freckles.