When I was three I was always too busy playing to eat, so my mom told me there was a tiger in my tummy growling to be fed, and if I didn't feed it it would run away.
When I was a child, I used to believe that garbagemen ate the food that we threw away. If I couldn't finish my food I would say that I was "leaving it for the garbageman".
I used to believe bananas came from yellow monkeys
When I was a child, I used to believe that the famous paila ice creams were cooked and hot. It was disappointing the day I tried one of those ice creams, because they were cold.
I lived in a lie.
When I was very young when I saw each fruit or some product I thought that everything came from a plant, a cheese plant or things like that. It was very funny because later I learned that each product had its own origin. Or also that when the rainbow ended there was a pot of gold and it tried to find the end but as it was obvious it never succeeded.
I used to think waiters and waitresses were naturally allowed to lick the ice cream scoop or pizza cutter when serving you in restaurants and cafes. Gross but still funny.
when i was a kid, I used to think that butterfly shaped pasta could fly and I didn't eat it.
I believed Spam came from an animal called a Spamalope which was similar to an elk and lived in northern Alaska.
I used to think potassium came from potatoes.
I used to believe that peanuts were a daily must to strengthen the memory like elephants
I used to believe the girl on the Sunbeam Bread wrapper was the same one on the tv show The Beverly Hill Billies (Donna Douglas).
When I was a kid, I thought limes smelt or tasted like blood. Still like them as a candy flavour, though.
When I was child i believe that the potatoes flew
I used to believe that broccoli were small trees
I thought you could make a profit out of profiteroles.
I used to think the dish Nazi Goreng was something to do with World War 2 Nazi Germany and thought countries like Thailand must have been associated with the war in Wuropw.
Whenever I saw 'dish of the day' written in pubs and restaurants, I thought it just meant everyone's favourite type of plate, and felt sorry for all the poor customers, thinking they were just given a plate without any food on it!
I used to believe that the vegetables I ate at nursery school grew in the track.
I used to think that when you cut a wedding cake, you would get a whole great slice from the top to the bottom. Yum yum
I used to believe when I ate bananas I could climb on trees more easily because I could become a monkey. I liked climbimg on them so I ate a lot of bananas. But I was scared to get hairs everywhere in my body. Now it's my favourite fruit.