general

When I was a child, I used to believe that garbagemen ate the food that we threw away. If I couldn't finish my food I would say that I was "leaving it for the garbageman".

Anon

I used to believe bananas came from yellow monkeys

Anon

When I was a child, I used to believe that the famous paila ice creams were cooked and hot. It was disappointing the day I tried one of those ice creams, because they were cold.
I lived in a lie.

Natali

When I was very young when I saw each fruit or some product I thought that everything came from a plant, a cheese plant or things like that. It was very funny because later I learned that each product had its own origin. Or also that when the rainbow ended there was a pot of gold and it tried to find the end but as it was obvious it never succeeded.

Villavicencio Bryan

I used to think waiters and waitresses were naturally allowed to lick the ice cream scoop or pizza cutter when serving you in restaurants and cafes. Gross but still funny.

Anon

when i was a kid, I used to think that butterfly shaped pasta could fly and I didn't eat it.

Sabrina in Italy

I used to think potassium came from potatoes.

Anon

I used to believe the girl on the Sunbeam Bread wrapper was the same one on the tv show The Beverly Hill Billies (Donna Douglas).

Charisse

When I was a kid, I thought limes smelt or tasted like blood. Still like them as a candy flavour, though.

Natasha

When I was child i believe that the potatoes flew

Kevin Fernández Pérez

I used to believe that broccoli were small trees

Anon

I thought you could make a profit out of profiteroles.

Anon

I used to think the dish Nazi Goreng was something to do with World War 2 Nazi Germany and thought countries like Thailand must have been associated with the war in Wuropw.

Anon

Whenever I saw 'dish of the day' written in pubs and restaurants, I thought it just meant everyone's favourite type of plate, and felt sorry for all the poor customers, thinking they were just given a plate without any food on it!

Anon

I used to believe that the vegetables I ate at nursery school grew in the track.

Elena

I used to think that when you cut a wedding cake, you would get a whole great slice from the top to the bottom. Yum yum

Anon

I used to believe when I ate bananas I could climb on trees more easily because I could become a monkey. I liked climbimg on them so I ate a lot of bananas. But I was scared to get hairs everywhere in my body. Now it's my favourite fruit.

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