food: general

The only yogurt we had as kids was Knudsen brand, lemon yogurt. My sister and I just called it Knudsen Yogurt, not knowing what the words meant.

Then we saw a cartoon or something with a witch making a broth, and one ingredient was "Eye of Newt."

After that we thought we were asking for Newts and Yogurt.

I used to think that when I ate vegetables I will be smarter.

When i was younger i used to believe I could eat every hot sauce but one day during my holiday I ate in a fast food and I took a sauce named "the end of the world" an I put it a lot inside my hotdog I just eat a little piece of it and i cryed because it was so hot Nowadays i am careful about the hot sauce I put in my dish.

I used to believe that every food like cakes or pizzas had to be hunted and killed to be eaten, I fought that everything we used to be alive.

When I was a kid, I used to believe if I ate too much I will nead to roll to move !

When i was young I used to believe if I ate ham fat I was going to inflate like a balloon

When I was 6 years old, I use to believe that if I didn't eat my vegetables, my parents made me think that I would turn into a giant carrot.

I used to believe…

pizza hut made their pizzas in a tiny hut out back of the store

When i was little i used to think the meat didn’t come from the animals we saw

When I was litle, I used to belive that saucisson was made out of pig's tail.

Let me explain : one night I had a dream in wich I was in a big supermarket with my parents and in an alley I saw a big pig statue and I asked : "What is saucisson made out of ?" and my mom just answerd me that it was pig's tail and trusted her ! Even though it was a dream I acually belived saucisson was made out og pig's tail in real life too !

One day at school, I don't know why, we talked about saucissson with my friends and they started laughing and I just didn't understand ! And after school when Iasked my parents, they said that they never told me that and it's only then that I realised that what I remembered was a dream ! I felt so stupid !

Now when I think about it, I just laugh. Why would we eat pig's tail? I was so naïve that I belived in my dreams !

I used to believe that if you ate carrots you’d have night-vision

When I was a child, I used to believe that onions came from tangerines.

I thought B.Y.O. referred to food, so I was amazed that people would go to all the trouble to cook their tea and then get the car out and go to a restaurant in order to eat it. Why on earth would people do that?!

When I was little I thought I was the only person in the world who eats sliced apples with peanut butter spread on them. I used to ask my mom to make them for me and thought I was so original.

Broccoli are just small trees.

If you eat too much of something, you will turn into it.