i used to believe

Established in 2002 and now featuring 76846 beliefs!

sections

animals
at home
bad habits
body functions
body parts
death
food
grown-ups
kids
language
make-believe
media
music
nature
neighbourhood
people
religion
school
science
sex
the law
the past
the world
time
toilets
transport

general

Show most recent or highest rated first.

page 1 of 93

 1  2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 >


I thought that “selfish” was a type of fish

Enrico
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that every food like cakes or pizzas had to be hunted and killed to be eaten, I fought that everything we used to be alive.

Edouard
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was a kid, I used to believe if I ate too much I will nead to roll to move !

Capybarra grassouillé
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When i was young I used to believe if I ate ham fat I was going to inflate like a balloon

a guy
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was 6 years old, I use to believe that if I didn't eat my vegetables, my parents made me think that I would turn into a giant carrot.

Sélynaa
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

pizza hut made their pizzas in a tiny hut out back of the store

Anon
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When i was little i used to think the meat didn’t come from the animals we saw

m.d
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was litle, I used to belive that saucisson was made out of pig's tail.

Let me explain : one night I had a dream in wich I was in a big supermarket with my parents and in an alley I saw a big pig statue and I asked : "What is saucisson made out of ?" and my mom just answerd me that it was pig's tail and trusted her ! Even though it was a dream I acually belived saucisson was made out og pig's tail in real life too !

One day at school, I don't know why, we talked about saucissson with my friends and they started laughing and I just didn't understand ! And after school when Iasked my parents, they said that they never told me that and it's only then that I realised that what I remembered was a dream ! I felt so stupid !

Now when I think about it, I just laugh. Why would we eat pig's tail? I was so naïve that I belived in my dreams !

swifty
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that if you ate carrots you’d have night-vision

Anon
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was a child, I used to believe that onions came from tangerines.

Anon
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

I thought B.Y.O. referred to food, so I was amazed that people would go to all the trouble to cook their tea and then get the car out and go to a restaurant in order to eat it. Why on earth would people do that?!

Susie Jane
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to think tree-nuts (especially almonds) were made of wood.

Josh
score for this belief : 3.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was little I thought I was the only person in the world who eats sliced apples with peanut butter spread on them. I used to ask my mom to make them for me and thought I was so original.

Anon
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

Broccoli are just small trees.

Anon
score for this belief : 2vote this belief upvote this belief down

If you eat too much of something, you will turn into it.

Anon
score for this belief : 2.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

When I was a child, I used to believe that lemons and oranges were the same.

Anon
score for this belief : 1.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

I used to believe that when i had yogurt , I had to put the spoon in the trash and the yogurt in the dishwasher . My parents noticed this habit when i was 5 years-old .

Noan
score for this belief : 3vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

I used to believe candy floss were a pink spider web around a stick so I didn't want to eat any. 🍭🕷🕸

Agate
score for this belief : 4.5vote this belief upvote this belief down

whenn i was a child ,i used to believe that pasta grouw up on a tree
Once I was strolling and Ifound a tree with very long leaves .I told my dad that I had found a pasta tree and my dad made fun of me .Next ,my dad told me that pasta tree didn't exist ,Iwas very sad and I never eat pasta again ever since

dédé
score for this belief : 1vote this belief upvote this belief down

top belief!

I used to believe that if you ate enough chicken wings, you'd sprout wings and be able to fly.

Anon
score for this belief : 4vote this belief upvote this belief down


I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2025 Mat Connolley, another Iteracy website.   privacy policy