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I was about 4 when my mom would take me to the cupcake store after school and get me a cupcake. I thought that the wrapper was holding the top up and that there was nothing below the top, so I was always shocked when Mom pulled off the wrapper and ate the bottom after I had eaten the top.

Anon
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When I ordered "grilled cheese" at a restaurant, I didn't know that it was going to be a sandwich. I thought it was going to be just cheese!

Molly
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I used to believe that nacho cheese was an actual kind of cheese, as in how cheddar, Swiss, pepper jack, etc. are all kinds of cheese.

Danny Mew
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When I was three I was always too busy playing to eat, so my mom told me there was a tiger in my tummy growling to be fed, and if I didn't feed it it would run away.

Anon
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When I was a child, I used to believe that garbagemen ate the food that we threw away. If I couldn't finish my food I would say that I was "leaving it for the garbageman".

Anon
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I used to believe bananas came from yellow monkeys

Anon
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When I was a child, I used to believe that the famous paila ice creams were cooked and hot. It was disappointing the day I tried one of those ice creams, because they were cold.
I lived in a lie.

Natali
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When I was very young when I saw each fruit or some product I thought that everything came from a plant, a cheese plant or things like that. It was very funny because later I learned that each product had its own origin. Or also that when the rainbow ended there was a pot of gold and it tried to find the end but as it was obvious it never succeeded.

Villavicencio Bryan
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I used to think waiters and waitresses were naturally allowed to lick the ice cream scoop or pizza cutter when serving you in restaurants and cafes. Gross but still funny.

Anon
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when i was a kid, I used to think that butterfly shaped pasta could fly and I didn't eat it.

Sabrina in Italy
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I believed Spam came from an animal called a Spamalope which was similar to an elk and lived in northern Alaska.

Nessa
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I used to think potassium came from potatoes.

Anon
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I used to believe that peanuts were a daily must to strengthen the memory like elephants

Qb Cheese
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I used to believe the girl on the Sunbeam Bread wrapper was the same one on the tv show The Beverly Hill Billies (Donna Douglas).

Charisse
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When I was a kid, I thought limes smelt or tasted like blood. Still like them as a candy flavour, though.

Natasha
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When I was child i believe that the potatoes flew

Kevin Fernández Pérez
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I used to believe that broccoli were small trees

Anon
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I thought you could make a profit out of profiteroles.

Anon
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I used to think the dish Nazi Goreng was something to do with World War 2 Nazi Germany and thought countries like Thailand must have been associated with the war in Wuropw.

Anon
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Whenever I saw 'dish of the day' written in pubs and restaurants, I thought it just meant everyone's favourite type of plate, and felt sorry for all the poor customers, thinking they were just given a plate without any food on it!

Anon
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