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My mum always used to give me Vitamin C tablets in the morning, but whenever she said it to me, I thought she was saying 'Vitamin SEED tablets', and I thought the tablets were made of loads of really tiny seeds that made little vitamin trees grow inside your body.

Anon
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I used to think doner kebabs were called that because the animals donated their meat for it

Jordan
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I remember keeping an egg (from the carton) in my bed for like a week because I thought it would hatch if I kept it warm. Not sure how I didn't break it.

Judy
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When i was in preschool they served overcooked broccoli (almost yellow in color...ew) and after that I was convinced Cauliflower was just broccoli that got cooked too long and eventually turned white

Page
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When I was a kid, I was told that poor people at out of the trash, so to "donate", I would throw away my entire lunch.

Brittany
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Went I was little we would go out to eat and some places asked if I wanted a "soup or salad" with my meal and I always responded No cause I thought they meant a "super salad"... Which would be to big.

Anon
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I use to believe that potato chips were made from potato bugs.

Kayla
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When I was a kid, I used to believe that cadbury cream eggs real uncooked eggs in the middle

Anon
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When I was little, i thought after you were done eating at a resturant the waiters would eat all the food that was left over.

aubree
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When I was little my family would always tell me "eat your food there are starving kids in this world" like most families do. I started to not eat my food at all and sneak it to the garbage can so that the homeless could find it.

Kaylie Becker
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i used to believe that white chocolate was made from lobsters

Anon
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I used to believe that salami was the meat from elephant's feet

Sarah
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since my mother has an accent I used to believe that "boiled eggs" were actually "bald eggs". It made complete sense to me because the egg, once boiled, looked bald!

Anon
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When I was 7 my dad told me that since the frozen dinner's said "Let stand 2-3 minutes.", I had to stand in a corner and wait 2-3 minutes every time I made myself a Kid Cuisine.

Abby Marie
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When i was a kid, i thought that beans were little potatoes.

officershrute
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When I was younger my dad had me convinced that if I ate the crust of bread it would make my hair curly.

Anon
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My Father used to tell me that if I wanted to grow hair on my chest (like a man); I had to eat lots of Vegemite (Aussie sandwich spread). I had at least one Vegemite Sandwich EVERY DAY; until I was nearly 12 years old.

Anon
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I used to believe that if I didn't put the eggs in the fridge fast enough after buying them, they would hatch into chicks.

Alli
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I used to believe that dried cylindrical hay bails in fields was where shredded wheat came from and the frosted kind happened when the cows dropped milk on them.

Anon
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I used to think that when something was made from scratch, scratch was a magical sort of playdoughy substance that could be morphed into any shape, taste, or color. But I could not ever find where the scratch in my house was kept.

Anon
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