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I used to believe that french fries were stuffed with mashed potatoes... but I could never figure out how they got in there.

— Nancy

When I was a child, I used to believe that lemons and oranges were the same.

Anon

I used to believe that when i had yogurt , I had to put the spoon in the trash and the yogurt in the dishwasher . My parents noticed this habit when i was 5 years-old .

— Noan

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I used to believe candy floss were a pink spider web around a stick so I didn't want to eat any. 🍭🕷🕸

— Agate

I used to believe…

whenn i was a child ,i used to believe that pasta grouw up on a tree
Once I was strolling and Ifound a tree with very long leaves .I told my dad that I had found a pasta tree and my dad made fun of me .Next ,my dad told me that pasta tree didn't exist ,Iwas very sad and I never eat pasta again ever since

— dédé

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I used to believe that if you ate enough chicken wings, you'd sprout wings and be able to fly.

Anon

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not my belief, but my younger sister thinks that she is allergic to any kind of food she just learned about. The current one she thinks she is allergic to is vegan food.

— Not Fiona from Shrek

when I was younger , I used to soup made you grow taller

— dark-titouan-du-55

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I used to think it was illegal to eat spaghetti if you were not Italian

— Anthony

When I was a child I used to think potassium came from potatoes.

— Julen Peinado Gomez

I was about 4 when my mom would take me to the cupcake store after school and get me a cupcake. I thought that the wrapper was holding the top up and that there was nothing below the top, so I was always shocked when Mom pulled off the wrapper and ate the bottom after I had eaten the top.

Anon

When I ordered "grilled cheese" at a restaurant, I didn't know that it was going to be a sandwich. I thought it was going to be just cheese!

— Molly

I used to believe that nacho cheese was an actual kind of cheese, as in how cheddar, Swiss, pepper jack, etc. are all kinds of cheese.

— Danny Mew

When I was three I was always too busy playing to eat, so my mom told me there was a tiger in my tummy growling to be fed, and if I didn't feed it it would run away.

Anon

When I was a child, I used to believe that garbagemen ate the food that we threw away. If I couldn't finish my food I would say that I was "leaving it for the garbageman".

Anon

I used to believe bananas came from yellow monkeys

Anon

When I was a child, I used to believe that the famous paila ice creams were cooked and hot. It was disappointing the day I tried one of those ice creams, because they were cold.
I lived in a lie.

— Natali

When I was very young when I saw each fruit or some product I thought that everything came from a plant, a cheese plant or things like that. It was very funny because later I learned that each product had its own origin. Or also that when the rainbow ended there was a pot of gold and it tried to find the end but as it was obvious it never succeeded.

— Villavicencio Bryan

I used to think waiters and waitresses were naturally allowed to lick the ice cream scoop or pizza cutter when serving you in restaurants and cafes. Gross but still funny.

Anon

when i was a kid, I used to think that butterfly shaped pasta could fly and I didn't eat it.

— Sabrina in Italy

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I believed Spam came from an animal called a Spamalope which was similar to an elk and lived in northern Alaska.

— Nessa

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