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My brother told me that if i planted M&Ms in the ground, I would get and M&M tree and i actually beliebed him until my mom told me otherwise
When I was really young I wondered why so many crumbs fell on my plate when I ate...
I came to conclude that thier were tiny holes in my chin.
._. That was wierd....
I used to think that limes were lemons that weren't ripe yet.
When i was little i used to believe that Peanuts were dried up potatoes. My mom told me otherwise when i was 10!
I thought The moon was made in honey.
On our french honey pots it said 'lune de miel'
wich means literally moon of honey. (even though I knew bees made honey)
I later realised it meant 'honeymoon'
(i soo wanted to go on the moon)
I used to believe that african american people were black because they ate too much CoCo Puffs
my grandma told me not to eat pizza coz the "brown squiggly" stuff there arent burnt cheese but WORMS!
A few years ago, my friend got tired of her little sister eating all the ice cream sandwiches so she convinced her that they were made out of llamas. She refused to eat them and would cry whenever my friend would take one out of the freezer and would exclaim, "Those poor llamas!"
I thought chicken's feet were witch's hands
I used to beileve that when you eat food just stacked up inside of you and sometime when you got filled up you would explode.
My cousin and I used to believe that if we ate enough food, we would get so big we could lay down in the streets and everyone in the world could jump on our stomaches like trampolines. Needless to say, our plates were usually clean.
My father told me that if I ate rhubarb, I'd grow hair on my chest. I thought this would be interesting and was disappointed when it didn't happen (I'm a woman now, and am still waiting)
I used to think coconuts were fruit. But one day, I was uncertain. So I walked up to my mother and asked her, "Mom, are coconuts fruits, or vegetables?" She just looked at me and said, "cocoNUTS?" I moment later I put two and two together. The sad thing is, I was 13.
I used to think Pineapples grew out of palm trees...and i thought the round stubby trees were overgrown pineapples. weird.
When I Was Little I Used To Think That "Shredded Wheat" was called Squirrels....I Dunno Why But For the register we had to say a cereal and i said squirells and everyone sat there and laughed at me and i didnt have the slightest clue why....
Since I liked to eat pickles so much, my parents had me convinced I'd grow up into a pickle. I'm older now and not green though.
When I was little my Dad asked my mum what was for tea that day. She replied Faggots and I said you never say Soddit and Faggot because they are rude words. I think I meant Sod it or F**k it
I used to think that if I didn't eat food for a long time I would fall apart into pieces. I stopped believing it at 7 years because I found out its not possible.
I used to think that when you ate too much, your stomach would get filled up and you could never eat again in your life.
When I was little I used to think that when you ate food that it would just keep building up inside your body. Like, when you first ate, it would go to your toes and keep going up to your leg, exc. exc.