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My parents, in an attempt to make me eat my veggies, would simply rave about the benefits of each veggie. When it came to the carrot, they told me "it contained Vitamin A and rabbits eat it and that's why rabbits can see really well in the dark, sweetheart, so eat up your carrots now".
So I ate my carrots with the belief that the more carrots I ate, the more closer I was to getting super night vision.
I used to believe that pretzels were made from wood....
I used to think that chicken kievs were made from posh russian chickens that had been exclusively fed on a diet of butter and garlic.
I also thought that they would wear little fur hats, becuase it was cold in russia.
One evening we were all chatting in the kitchen, eating low fat yoghurt.. Once finished, my younger sister -who must have been 6 at the time- stood on a chair and eagerly asked: "Do I look thinner now?"
i used to think that kiwis were monkey eggs
I used to believe that mutton and beef were animals like chicken and fish...
one year for halloween, my mom decided to make over our apartment into a "haunted apartment"...she put ketchup on my favorite baby doll and said it was blood...i was convinced ketchup was baby doll's blood and belive it or not, i didn't even eat ketchup again until i was 15!
When I was little, I came to the conclusion that all our food came from the sea!...but then I remembered that cows don't live in the sea!
I used to think boil-in-bag rice was made specifically for blind people. One time I got really confused when I saw someone who obviously wasn't blind buying it.
I used to believe when i was a young, young child... that planting skittles in dirt will grow into a skittle tree :P
I use to believe that if you ate too much grapes, you'd get drunk.
I used to think granola bars were called motor bars.
Ever see the Porridge Advertisments that the man used to glow all around his body? When I was about 7 I used to walk to school looking at myself not understanding why I wasn't glowing after I'd eaten my porridge?!?
I used to believe that the KFC chicken was made inside the giant bucket and went through a tube and underground into the store.
I used to hang out with this really mean girl who was about 3 years older than me because my parents were friends with her parents, etc. I stayed overnight at her house once, and for breakfast her mom said I could have whatever I wanted. I wanted the cinnamon toast crunch cereal. The girl said that was HER cereal and I couldn't have any because it had medicine in it. From then on, I didn't want to buy cinnamon toast crunch cereal because I thought doctors had to prescribe it!
Has anyone ever sent you to the bakkery to get some Randy Taarts...well don,t, they did me, years ago, and my friends still get alaugh out of it now.
When I was young i always thought the chicken really came from the big bucket outside of K.F.C..lol!!
My mom once told me that the little white plastic thing they put in the middle of your pizza to hold it together was accually there for the children to use with their barbies. I thought the pizza company was ripping me off because they were always too small to be tables for my barbies (i checked every time)
My mother told us never to eat popcorn before going to bed, as it was very hard to digest.
My parents made me believe that if I ate lamb I would get the wool stuck between my teeth!! Pretty scary when you still believe this when you get older and that is your first meal at your in-laws!!!