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My parents, in an attempt to make me eat my veggies, would simply rave about the benefits of each veggie. When it came to the carrot, they told me "it contained Vitamin A and rabbits eat it and that's why rabbits can see really well in the dark, sweetheart, so eat up your carrots now".

So I ate my carrots with the belief that the more carrots I ate, the more closer I was to getting super night vision.

Girl who likes cucumber now

i used to think that kiwis were monkey eggs

alyssa

I used to believe that mutton and beef were animals like chicken and fish...

maryam

one year for halloween, my mom decided to make over our apartment into a "haunted apartment"...she put ketchup on my favorite baby doll and said it was blood...i was convinced ketchup was baby doll's blood and belive it or not, i didn't even eat ketchup again until i was 15!

ariel

When I was little, I came to the conclusion that all our food came from the sea!...but then I remembered that cows don't live in the sea!

Provi

I used to think boil-in-bag rice was made specifically for blind people. One time I got really confused when I saw someone who obviously wasn't blind buying it.

Anon

I used to believe when i was a young, young child... that planting skittles in dirt will grow into a skittle tree :P

michelle J

I use to believe that if you ate too much grapes, you'd get drunk.

Grace

I used to think granola bars were called motor bars.

Erin

Ever see the Porridge Advertisments that the man used to glow all around his body? When I was about 7 I used to walk to school looking at myself not understanding why I wasn't glowing after I'd eaten my porridge?!?

Kelly

I used to believe that the KFC chicken was made inside the giant bucket and went through a tube and underground into the store.

carli

I used to hang out with this really mean girl who was about 3 years older than me because my parents were friends with her parents, etc. I stayed overnight at her house once, and for breakfast her mom said I could have whatever I wanted. I wanted the cinnamon toast crunch cereal. The girl said that was HER cereal and I couldn't have any because it had medicine in it. From then on, I didn't want to buy cinnamon toast crunch cereal because I thought doctors had to prescribe it!

Jade

Has anyone ever sent you to the bakkery to get some Randy Taarts...well don,t, they did me, years ago, and my friends still get alaugh out of it now.

JO-NL

When I was young i always thought the chicken really came from the big bucket outside of K.F.C..lol!!

kristi

My mom once told me that the little white plastic thing they put in the middle of your pizza to hold it together was accually there for the children to use with their barbies. I thought the pizza company was ripping me off because they were always too small to be tables for my barbies (i checked every time)

Brianna

My mother told us never to eat popcorn before going to bed, as it was very hard to digest.

Karlita