general

I used to believe that the KFC chicken was made inside the giant bucket and went through a tube and underground into the store.

carli

I used to hang out with this really mean girl who was about 3 years older than me because my parents were friends with her parents, etc. I stayed overnight at her house once, and for breakfast her mom said I could have whatever I wanted. I wanted the cinnamon toast crunch cereal. The girl said that was HER cereal and I couldn't have any because it had medicine in it. From then on, I didn't want to buy cinnamon toast crunch cereal because I thought doctors had to prescribe it!

Jade

Has anyone ever sent you to the bakkery to get some Randy Taarts...well don,t, they did me, years ago, and my friends still get alaugh out of it now.

JO-NL

When I was young i always thought the chicken really came from the big bucket outside of K.F.C..lol!!

kristi

My mom once told me that the little white plastic thing they put in the middle of your pizza to hold it together was accually there for the children to use with their barbies. I thought the pizza company was ripping me off because they were always too small to be tables for my barbies (i checked every time)

Brianna

My mother told us never to eat popcorn before going to bed, as it was very hard to digest.

Karlita

I used to believe, when i was 7 that eating spinach would actually make me strong like popeye until i tried to bust through a wall and ended up almost breaking my hand.

-Dorian

When my daughters wre in grade school, they cured hams for a 4-H project. After the judging as the county fair, something was said about hams being pork, from pigs. "Oh, no," my youngest daughter said, "Hams come from ham animals!"
Her belief was that the shank end of the ham was the "ham animal's" neck. To make a ham from a "ham animal" you cut off the head and legs, which left the round, fat body of the animal.

March Warn

when i was a child around the age of 8-10 i used to believe a baloney (the sandwich meat) was a real live animal that looked liked a pig with an elaphant trunk.

amanda

I used to believe that pizza came from the ocean.

Anon

I used to believe that you got 'Mintolia Disease' if you ate too much mint flavoured Ice Cream.

Leighton

i used to think the "twin" cherries were earrings, and i'd hang them through my actual earrings and walk around like that all day.

vanessa

When I was a little kid I used to hate butter. If I saw someone putting butter on my food I would flip out. It didn't matter if it was on rolls, mashed potatoes, I wanted nothing to do with that stuff. Well, my grandmother always made this toast for me with this amazing secret seasoning, so everytime I would go over there, I'd ask her to make me some toast with the seasoning. It was only several years later that she revealed she had been putting butter on my toast all those years!!

Butter Me Up

When I was about fifteen I went on a road trip with my parents. We had breakfast at a quaint little restaurant. Our waitress had a fascinating accent I'd never heard before, and she asked me first, "Would you like soup or salad with that?" All I replied was "Yes." She asked again, and again I said yes. When she came back with both soup and salad, I thought, "Wow, this does not look like the SUPER salad I ordered."

Eileen

that coleslaw was cold slaw.

Anon

I used to believe that the reason why my mom never bought Ramen noodles was because they were some sort of very expensive pasta that we couldn't afford. I had no idea what they actually were until I was 12!

Jenn

My sister used to tell me that pickle juice came from a spring in Africa.

Anon

I used to believe that knowledge was a vitamin.
Like, an actual vitamin called Vitamin K.

I just remember my brother on my first day of school telling me 'knowledge is a vitamin'.

I was 8 when I found out he was talking crap.

Tim

My retarded sister is a vego and she has been ever since she was 3. she used to be the biggest ham eater in the world because she thought ham wasn't made out of pigs and that chicken wasn't made out of chicken. she is stupid.
my stupid sister says...NO IM NOT!!!!

alex rtw