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i used to think that brocolli were baby trees, so i never ate them. it used to make me so sad to the point that i would start to cry when anyone would eat brocolli because i felt bad for the mama trees.

meee
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When i was 5 i use to beleive that if you held your nose while squirting Easy Cheese in your mouth it would come out your ears.

Mika
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I Used to think that if I ate broccoli, trees will come and kill me for destroying their prototype for mind control mini trees so they could take over the world

Valentine
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When i was younger, I went to a friends house for dinner. Her parents made chicken and carrots, and i never ate any vegetables. then her dad told me that vegetables made you run fast. so i ate them and ran around their yard. i thought it was the fastest I'd ever run!

IAmNotInsane
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my mum used to tell me that the brown bit on banannas was the sugary bit

billy
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I used to believe eating fish enables me to live underwater and eating veggy makes me prettier!

Melody
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When i was little i used to believe you didn't have to buy sausages or meat for a barbeque, you just put a piece of wood on the BBQ and it'd turn into either a sausage or meat! You didn't get to choose which one.

Jess
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I was probably one of many kids who truly believed that Mrs Butterworth really talked. The exception with me was that I thought she only did it if she didnt know you were there. So I would hide and try to "catch" her talking.

Anon
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I used to think hamburgers came from bears.

Holly
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I used to think cantaloupes were antelope eggs.

watch the fireworks
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I used to believe that since potatoes had eyes that they could see...as a matter of fact i just found out that they couldnt a few days ago. im stupid

m.n.
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If you take a whole peanut & split it in two, you see a little piece at one end that comes off separate...my sister & I believed that peanut butter was only made from those little pieces! I have NO idea where we got that from!

Brie
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My Grandmother told me that I would lose a drop of blood for every drop of vinager that I consumed.
I wasn't sure how long it would take for my body to replenish this blood, so I used vinager sparingly to be on the safe side.

Anon
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Until i just read another belief a few seconds ago, i thought Mexican jumoing beans jumped of their own accord and not that they had bugs in them.

Anon
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When I was about 6 my Nanna told me, my sister and brother that we couldn't have fish from the chip shop until we was 14 beacuse it was illegal and she would be taken away by the police man, for years I wouldn't eat fish, only when I got older I found out that she simply couldn't afford it.

Mandy
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I used to believe that the pictures on cans or jars of food were what the contents were... dog food was made out of dogs (& not just any dog, the picture on the front was the picture of the dog that was in that can)
I could never figure out why there were so many dogs that looked exactly alike...

& don't even ASK what I thought about baby food!

TK
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I used to think that grilled cheese sandwhiches were called "grouchy sandwiches". I would always ask my mom why my sanwhiches were always mad.

chris p.
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My mother told me the other day that when she was three years old, her dad brought her and her brothers and sisters a box of giant apples!

The apples where bigger than her hand!
Years passed, and he never saw apples like that ever again.

Danieru
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Once I was spending time with 6 year old Francis and her mom. They decided to go get some Ice Cream at the local McDonald's. When they pulled in the person at the counter said there were no more ice cream cones. Her mother said to Francis, "Well, we'll get you an Ice Cream Sunday then." Francis' reply was hilarious: "But mom, I don't want an ice cream Sunday, I want one now!"

Mark
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When I was a kid I loved hot dogs. The one day my mother put out small cubes of cheese and meat and put them out as a side dish. She said they were cold cuts. Since they appeared to be the opposite of hot dogs, I thought she said cold cats. I hated them immediately.

Robert
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