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when i asked my grandfather where do buffalo wings come from he replied the buffalo are so big that when they are born we have to clip their wings so they dont hurt anybody and waste not want not.

charipop
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I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.

queeneve
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My brother used to tell me that I needed to eat the skins off my potatoes. If I did, I could grow whiskers. Apparently, this is something our parents told him when they couldn't afford to waste any money on food. As a GIRL, I was not as thrilled by the prospect of growing whiskers and to this day shy away from potato skins.

lil sis
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My friend loved blueberries when he was itty-bity, but then his evil older then his sisters told him thatthe ragged tops of the blueberries were spider legs! He now hates blueberries, and won't eat them unless forced by his mommy! ; )

M*A*S*H GIRL
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I asked my mother where does ham come from. She replied "a pig". I though a pig came to the door and dropped off the ham.

jeanne
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when i was little i thought if i ate cocoa puffs, chocolate would squirt from the walls and shoot up from the floor. then i ate some.

Britney
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my mam thought peas puddin was "PEACE "puddin and you only had it at Easter!

Paula Alcock
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i used to think that brocolli were baby trees, so i never ate them. it used to make me so sad to the point that i would start to cry when anyone would eat brocolli because i felt bad for the mama trees.

meee
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When i was 5 i use to beleive that if you held your nose while squirting Easy Cheese in your mouth it would come out your ears.

Mika
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I Used to think that if I ate broccoli, trees will come and kill me for destroying their prototype for mind control mini trees so they could take over the world

Valentine
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When i was younger, I went to a friends house for dinner. Her parents made chicken and carrots, and i never ate any vegetables. then her dad told me that vegetables made you run fast. so i ate them and ran around their yard. i thought it was the fastest I'd ever run!

IAmNotInsane
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my mum used to tell me that the brown bit on banannas was the sugary bit

billy
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I used to believe eating fish enables me to live underwater and eating veggy makes me prettier!

Melody
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When i was little i used to believe you didn't have to buy sausages or meat for a barbeque, you just put a piece of wood on the BBQ and it'd turn into either a sausage or meat! You didn't get to choose which one.

Jess
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I was probably one of many kids who truly believed that Mrs Butterworth really talked. The exception with me was that I thought she only did it if she didnt know you were there. So I would hide and try to "catch" her talking.

Anon
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I used to think hamburgers came from bears.

Holly
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I used to think cantaloupes were antelope eggs.

watch the fireworks
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I used to believe that since potatoes had eyes that they could see...as a matter of fact i just found out that they couldnt a few days ago. im stupid

m.n.
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If you take a whole peanut & split it in two, you see a little piece at one end that comes off separate...my sister & I believed that peanut butter was only made from those little pieces! I have NO idea where we got that from!

Brie
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My Grandmother told me that I would lose a drop of blood for every drop of vinager that I consumed.
I wasn't sure how long it would take for my body to replenish this blood, so I used vinager sparingly to be on the safe side.

Anon
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