food: general

I used to believe that if you ate peanut butter, your insides would stick together and you would not be able to poop.

I used to think that if I planted enough cheerios in the ground I would eventually have a cheerio tree. I would even plant and fed it milk because I thought it would grow faster and when it's done the milk would be inside the cheerio as well.

when i was a kid i thought that a box of cereal was 130 calories. i couldnt measure the amount of food i was consuming so i told myself the box adjusted the calories with how ever much i took.

i once believed, (well, my family is generally veg.) that peperoni was something like peppered onions, well pepperoni pizza, you got it.

I thought that if you ate too many Pringles, you would look like that head on the can. I didn''t want to be bald with a huge mustache so I stopped eating them.

i used to believe that apples where called pears and that pears were called apples.

For the longest time, I thought that grilled cheese sandwiches were actually GIRL cheese sandwiches. I always felt a little slighted when my parents gave them to both me and my brother, since he plainly didn't meet the requirements.

I used to think pineapples came from cheese, because they I thought cut slices look the same. I thought that's why they had ham & pineapple pizzas.

I used to believe that crayons were candy and the colors were flavors. We went through a lot of crayons

I thought that nuts were little wood pieces. So i thought that the cover on peanuts was bark. I never ate any nuts cuz i thought termite grew in them.

While growing up, us kids always had Knudsen's lemon flavored yogurt for a snack. We knew of no other brands or flavors, so all we ever asked for was "Knudsen's Yogurt!" but it was just a phrase since we did not really know about different brand names. Well one day I saw a cartoon of a witch making a special brew and one ingredient was "eye of newt." I found out a newt was a little animal like a lizard. I wanted to get one because they must be delicious since I figured out that we eat "Newts and Yogurt."

I remember thinking that to make your toast darker, you had to put in jam sandwich. Through experimentation i can tell you it's not true.

One day( I was very Young) I was having a peanut butter sandwich, when I stumbled onto the thought " Where does peanut butter come from? " I didn't want my cousin to think I was stupid so I just asked where butter came from, he saidCows. So the next day we went for a drive and I saw a cow with something beside it. I made my parent stop so I could marvel at the "Peanut Butter " I wonder Why she wouldn't let me taste it?

I was told that by eating my carrots, I would eventually be able to see in the dark. I believed that one for awhile.

When I was young, I always believed that when I ordered a fish sandwich at McDonald's (or anywhere else) they actually had to take the fish out of a pond in the back of the restaurant and cook it.

When I was younger my mother used to put croutons in soup. I always thought that a ghost was drinking my soup for me as I was not a big fan of it, but it was actually just the croutons absorbing the soup. Silly me