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I used to believe pinto beans were things that came from inside someone's ear so they could hear. One day in school I started talking to one, thinking someone could actually hear me.

Whats it to ya??

I used to think that every time my mom made a cake (even if it was just for us to have for dessert), it was someone's birthday. So every time my mom made a cake, I'd dub it someone's birthday, usually one of the cats or one of my stuffed animals.

Bunny

i used to beleive that bread was made out of patato...dont ask why...

sop89

I always thought that when brocolli is broken down to the smallest it can be that the brocolli indeed looked like little sperm... it was my parents secret plot in order to feed it to me and get me pregnant...

Emily

When I was 2 i had a dream that i was turned into a donut and was being chased by a cop with a cup of coffee. For years after I had that dream I was afraid to eat donuts because I thought I'd turn into one and be chased down the street by a cop.

Gothic Barbie

I came to my own conclusion that pepper was various kinds of ground up stuff, including radishes to make it spicyhot. (Because, what other vegetable is spicy like that?)

Carrie

when I was little I use to think that the noodles in spagetti were worms and the meatballs were eye-ball's eeeww!!
my Brother and Sister told me that and when I told my mom that they told me that she told me the truth!!!

Crazyo5

My mom used to tell me that chicken corn soup was made out of iguanadons (a made up dinosaur) to make me eat it

i luv kermit

i used to think that mcdonalds served ballons..(the sign said billions and billions served)

Anon

I used to think that chicken tenders were sea food, because my dad used to work at a seafood resturant and they sold chicken!

Crystal

my brother onced complained to my mom while eating spaghetti:
"Mommy, the spaghetti left my fork without saying goodbye!"

lol!

pringlez-CAT

Until the age of 19, I believed that when you ate meat, that it wasn't the muscle of an animal. Take for instance, a breast of chicken. I was under the impression that there was a special material, called "meat" that was left after they took the breast muscle out of the chicken. Same goes for ribs, loins, etc. A Ham was not the heinie of a pig, but yet the "meat" that was left over after removing the heinie and scraping off the muscle/tissue, etc. My girlfriend at the time, a daughter of a farmer (just my luck) was absolutely dumbfounded by my theory. She corrected my error of 19 years..then said, "Don't ever...ever say that in front of my family....ever."

Andrew

I once told my brother that tapioca pudding was has fish eyeballs in it an when I told him it was a joke but he still wouldn't eat it.

Brittany 13 ,Ma

i used to think that stepping on a banana peel could make you do a backflip. i absolutely HATED bananas, but i would open one, eat one bite, and hide the rest somewhere around the house. then, i would put the banana peel down on the floor (carpet, take a running start, and jump on the peel. it never worked, and i always ended up grinding slimy banana peel into the carpet. i never gave up, though.

kate

I used to believe that a serial killer went around killing the cereal so i hid cereal in my bedroom so the "cereal" killer woun't kill my cereal.

lola bunny

i used to think that you were hallow inside, and when you eat the food went all the way down your toes and when you felt full, it meant the food was filled up to your neck.

not hollow

My friend revealed to me that when she was little, she once asked her dad what those advertising columns are for, and he told her they are used to store sauerkraut inside them. She believed that until she was about 15 or 16.

Lunaticat