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I believed that desserted buildings were full of desserts. Cute little plated pieces of pie Just sitting all over the floor of the building.

ashli
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When I was younger, I was convinced that sprinkles (the colored candy put on ice cream and cookies) came from sprinklers.

Anon
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I believed that the ice cream truck was actually a music man who sold cassette tapes because that is what my parents told me in order to not have to buy me icecream everytime it came.

Alicia
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I always thought that cereal characters were all real people. So I thought serial killers were people that went around killing Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger.

Anon
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i used to think brussels sprouts were tiny baby heads of lettuce

Anon
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Around the age of 4, after watching my family sprinkle salt on their food for almost every meal, I came to the conclusion that salt cooled your food down for you. It took a while for my mom to realize why I would pour heaps of salt on my food then sit back and wait.

Alicia W
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I was about 3 years old and asked my mum one day "are chips a type of fish". She wasn't listening to me and just said yes. I went for ages believing that chips swam around in the sea.

Clive
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When I was little my favorite thing to eat was hotdogs. My mother didn't like them. She told me they were made out of kangaroos. They were no longer my favorite food.

Jessica
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One day I was eating spaghetti when all of the sudden, i started sniffling and my eyes got very watery. I pushed my food around my plate and did not want to eat it because I was afraid that the spaghetti had once been alive and was now in pain when I ate it. I was hungry so in the end, I ended up crying harder as I ate my food and I apologized to the spaghetti after each bite and asked it to forgive me. T_T

ghetti girl
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When I was little I believed that if I didn't eat all of my scrambled eggs that the "Big Chicken" would come to claim his wasted progeny *shudders*

Brooke
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when i was younger i thought that the mcdonalds drive through ordering boxes actually had someone squished inside when you were putting through your order. once, when i was in the back seat and the guy asked "would you like fries with that?" i yelled out "are you ok in there? do you get to have a stretch a now and again?"

Tina
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When I was 4, my mom told me not to eat in bed because then we would get ants from the crumbs. I thought crumbs were really ant eggs and that all the food we ate was made of ant eggs.

Anon
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I used to believe that chalks are edible. When my teacher writes with the chalk I always imagined how good the chalk tastes. i believed that til I tasted one. It wasn't how I imagined it to be.

ryanne
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When I was little someone told me that mushrooms were snails and I picked mushrooms off my pizza until I was 22.

Anon
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I used to believe that Marshmallows grew in nature.

Helen
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My mum always used to give me Vitamin C tablets in the morning, but whenever she said it to me, I thought she was saying 'Vitamin SEED tablets', and I thought the tablets were made of loads of really tiny seeds that made little vitamin trees grow inside your body.

Anon
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I used to think doner kebabs were called that because the animals donated their meat for it

Jordan
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I remember keeping an egg (from the carton) in my bed for like a week because I thought it would hatch if I kept it warm. Not sure how I didn't break it.

Judy
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When i was in preschool they served overcooked broccoli (almost yellow in color...ew) and after that I was convinced Cauliflower was just broccoli that got cooked too long and eventually turned white

Page
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When I was a kid, I was told that poor people at out of the trash, so to "donate", I would throw away my entire lunch.

Brittany
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