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When I was little I believed that if I didn't eat all of my scrambled eggs that the "Big Chicken" would come to claim his wasted progeny *shudders*
when i was younger i thought that the mcdonalds drive through ordering boxes actually had someone squished inside when you were putting through your order. once, when i was in the back seat and the guy asked "would you like fries with that?" i yelled out "are you ok in there? do you get to have a stretch a now and again?"
When I was 4, my mom told me not to eat in bed because then we would get ants from the crumbs. I thought crumbs were really ant eggs and that all the food we ate was made of ant eggs.
I used to believe that chalks are edible. When my teacher writes with the chalk I always imagined how good the chalk tastes. i believed that til I tasted one. It wasn't how I imagined it to be.
When I was little someone told me that mushrooms were snails and I picked mushrooms off my pizza until I was 22.
I used to believe that Marshmallows grew in nature.
My mum always used to give me Vitamin C tablets in the morning, but whenever she said it to me, I thought she was saying 'Vitamin SEED tablets', and I thought the tablets were made of loads of really tiny seeds that made little vitamin trees grow inside your body.
I used to think doner kebabs were called that because the animals donated their meat for it
I remember keeping an egg (from the carton) in my bed for like a week because I thought it would hatch if I kept it warm. Not sure how I didn't break it.
When i was in preschool they served overcooked broccoli (almost yellow in color...ew) and after that I was convinced Cauliflower was just broccoli that got cooked too long and eventually turned white
When I was a kid, I was told that poor people at out of the trash, so to "donate", I would throw away my entire lunch.
Went I was little we would go out to eat and some places asked if I wanted a "soup or salad" with my meal and I always responded No cause I thought they meant a "super salad"... Which would be to big.
I use to believe that potato chips were made from potato bugs.
When I was a kid, I used to believe that cadbury cream eggs real uncooked eggs in the middle
When I was little, i thought after you were done eating at a resturant the waiters would eat all the food that was left over.
When I was little my family would always tell me "eat your food there are starving kids in this world" like most families do. I started to not eat my food at all and sneak it to the garbage can so that the homeless could find it.
i used to believe that white chocolate was made from lobsters
I used to believe that salami was the meat from elephant's feet
since my mother has an accent I used to believe that "boiled eggs" were actually "bald eggs". It made complete sense to me because the egg, once boiled, looked bald!
When I was 7 my dad told me that since the frozen dinner's said "Let stand 2-3 minutes.", I had to stand in a corner and wait 2-3 minutes every time I made myself a Kid Cuisine.