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When I was little I believed that if I didn't eat all of my scrambled eggs that the "Big Chicken" would come to claim his wasted progeny *shudders*

Brooke

when i was younger i thought that the mcdonalds drive through ordering boxes actually had someone squished inside when you were putting through your order. once, when i was in the back seat and the guy asked "would you like fries with that?" i yelled out "are you ok in there? do you get to have a stretch a now and again?"

Tina

When I was 4, my mom told me not to eat in bed because then we would get ants from the crumbs. I thought crumbs were really ant eggs and that all the food we ate was made of ant eggs.

Anon

I used to believe that chalks are edible. When my teacher writes with the chalk I always imagined how good the chalk tastes. i believed that til I tasted one. It wasn't how I imagined it to be.

ryanne

My mum always used to give me Vitamin C tablets in the morning, but whenever she said it to me, I thought she was saying 'Vitamin SEED tablets', and I thought the tablets were made of loads of really tiny seeds that made little vitamin trees grow inside your body.

Anon

I used to think doner kebabs were called that because the animals donated their meat for it

Jordan

When I was a kid, I was told that poor people at out of the trash, so to "donate", I would throw away my entire lunch.

Brittany

Went I was little we would go out to eat and some places asked if I wanted a "soup or salad" with my meal and I always responded No cause I thought they meant a "super salad"... Which would be to big.

Anon

I use to believe that potato chips were made from potato bugs.

Kayla

When I was a kid, I used to believe that cadbury cream eggs real uncooked eggs in the middle

Anon

When I was little, i thought after you were done eating at a resturant the waiters would eat all the food that was left over.

aubree

When I was little my family would always tell me "eat your food there are starving kids in this world" like most families do. I started to not eat my food at all and sneak it to the garbage can so that the homeless could find it.

Kaylie Becker

i used to believe that white chocolate was made from lobsters

Anon

since my mother has an accent I used to believe that "boiled eggs" were actually "bald eggs". It made complete sense to me because the egg, once boiled, looked bald!

Anon

When I was 7 my dad told me that since the frozen dinner's said "Let stand 2-3 minutes.", I had to stand in a corner and wait 2-3 minutes every time I made myself a Kid Cuisine.

Abby Marie