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I used to believe that french fries were stuffed with mashed potatoes... but I could never figure out how they got in there.
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I used to believe that french fries were stuffed with mashed potatoes... but I could never figure out how they got in there.

when i was eight years old or so, my family and i were at a resturant trying to decide what to eat when i asked my mom "why do they call it girl cheese (grilled cheese) instead of boy cheese?". i never got a response
My upstairs neighbour as used to bring home bags of runner beans home every week and he used to give some to us. One day i asked him wher he got them from. He said i catch them in the park during the night.
The next week he took me with fishing nets anall and there was i running around the park tring to catch runner beans in my net ... never did catch any
but to this day im still sure i saw some.
My sister and brother in law don't like Salt and Vinegar flavour crisps, so they told their son (my nephew) that they are "special crisps" just for him, and he eats them, leaving his parents to eat the nicer ones like Cheese and Onion.
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I used to believe that all dessert was birthday cake.
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I used to believe that after eating Ready Brek I would glow, but that only adults could see it.
I used to believe that pink lemons were used to make pink lemonade. I once saw them in an ad for a particular brand of lemonade and believed ever forth that they existed and I just couldn't find them anywhere.
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When I was in preschool, the class bully told me that peas were actully cow boogers. Still won't eat peas.
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My parents told me that scotch eggs were laid by a Haggis.
My parents used to own a Restaurant. I belived the lobsters in the tank were pets.
i used to hard-boil eggs, and keep them as my children. if one of them cracked or started to smell, i would have a funeral for it in the back yard. each egg had a name and birthday. i also had to feed them and change them. apparently, they woke me up in the nite because they were crying too.....
i was such a weird kid
I used to think condiments had feelings and they knew when I took one out of the fridge that I liked that one over the others. I felt so guilty I had to use all of them on my sandwiches. Even though I hated mustard, I'd put a tiny dot on my sandwich so it wouldn't feel bad. That goes for having to use Miracle Whip and relish too!
I used to believe that if a can of tuna had the words "Dolphin Safe" on the label, it meant there were no chunks of dolphin in the tuna.
I used to believe that there was a brand of cake mix called "scratch" because my mom used to tell me she made her cakes from scratch. I always thought there were cake mix boxes with a "scratch" label, like Betty Crocker.
when I was about 12 I convinced my 4 year old neighbor that Kix cereal was in fact dog food. This was helped by the fact that the box had clifford the big red dog on it and the fact that she couldn't read.
I thought french fries were really invented in France (they are Belgian for those who don't know)
When I was little, my mom made lots of spaghetti and meatballs. She told me meatballs came from a special place. So for the next few years, I thought that testicles, albeit well-processed, were in my spaghetti. That stuff freaked me out, man.
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THat Cheesecake was actually made of cheese. I was 18 when I found out it wasn't!
I used to think I had to eat two biscuits or two mini choc bars at a time because if I only ate one it would be lonely. Poor little biscuit, getting digested all on its own . . . sniffle.
I do not believe this now, but eating two biscuits at a time has become a habit. No wonder I'm so fat.
I used to believe that honey was made from bees' pee when they drank too much water.
Where I come from you can buy bags of ice cubes from the supermarket. they were called polarbear ice cubes, for years i believed they were little blocks of frozen polar bear.