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when i was younger my family didnt go to mc donalds or anywhere like that at all becuase mc donalds chop down rainforests >still not sure if they do or not<, so it had me finkin what do they chop down the rainforests for so i came to the conclusion chips were made outa wood, a bit worrying i gues becuase i had seen chips being made at home

Anon

As a child, i used to find toothpaste particularly yummy. To prevent me from eating too much of it, my dad always told me tht very soon, id have a 'toothpaste tree' growing in my tummy and out of my mouth. That really did make me apprehensive abt my fav meal.

Salil

I used to believe that peanut butter was the same as butter, and that flour was flour and peanut flour was like wheat flour.

Anon

my mum told me if i used to run like a chicken or eat it i would turn into one and everyone would eat me! i got really scared and cried for hours!

moochy

i work with kids and this one little girl thought that Friday was called Friday because that was the day you were suppose to fry food

Anon

I used to believe that the old tan M&Ms tasted different than all other M&Ms. I would eat M&Ms, but every time I tried a tan one, thinking maybe I'd gotten a bad one last time, I hated it. Needless to say, I was happy when they replaced them with the blue ones.

Jahna

kidney beans in chilli were little people kidneys

nicky

When I was a kid mom would occasionally make grits for breakfast. I hated them with a passion. I asked her what they were made out of, "Pig butts", she replied. I believed it well into my teens.

Endsville

Whenever I got ice cream,( I was about 4) I would always order the "soft" ice cream because I thought the "hard" ice cream was actually hard and it would hurt my teeth if I tried to bite into it.

Anon

My mother told us never to eat popcorn before going to bed, as it was very hard to digest.

Karlita

I used to believe that mutton and beef were animals like chicken and fish...

maryam

when i was younger i used to ask my mum wats for dinner and she would say "Bread and Pull It"
for years i thought there was some sort of food called pullit

Pullit Girl

That a Wiener schnitzel (a German dish which is a bread veal cutlet) was a hotdog, because there is a hotdog place called Wienerschnitzel.

Anon

Duck Sauce from Chinese restaurants... for many years as a child I had belief and refused to eat it, based on the fact that my father told me it was duck..poo.

Jay T.

Wen i woz bowt 4 i woched ghost ship and wen i saw the scene were there eatin beans and they turn into maggots i cudn`t eat beans 4 bowt 3 years
LOL

Anonamous fat bitch

Broccoli are just small trees.

Anon

When I was litle, I used to belive that saucisson was made out of pig's tail.

Let me explain : one night I had a dream in wich I was in a big supermarket with my parents and in an alley I saw a big pig statue and I asked : "What is saucisson made out of ?" and my mom just answerd me that it was pig's tail and trusted her ! Even though it was a dream I acually belived saucisson was made out og pig's tail in real life too !

One day at school, I don't know why, we talked about saucissson with my friends and they started laughing and I just didn't understand ! And after school when Iasked my parents, they said that they never told me that and it's only then that I realised that what I remembered was a dream ! I felt so stupid !

Now when I think about it, I just laugh. Why would we eat pig's tail? I was so naïve that I belived in my dreams !

swifty

When eating a meal, my mum would check my corners (the little space under your shoulder), there was always space for a pudding!

Beany

I was convinced all through my childhood that the backbone in a sardine was actually its teeth!

Heather

That when my mother would open the pilsbury dough cans that the pilsbury dough boy would appear and then he would go down the drain. My parents had fun keeping this belief alive for years.

Steve