general

when i was little i thought if i ate cocoa puffs, chocolate would squirt from the walls and shoot up from the floor. then i ate some.

Britney

When I was really young I used to say "Are we going to Bob Heavens?" So now instead of saying Bob Evans we just say Bob Heavens

Alexa

That Boar's Head mear was made from the head of a boar.

LongLiveRock

When I was little, I was convinced that when ice melted in a full glass of water, it would overflow!

Anon

When I was child, I used to believe if I didn't eat soup, I would never grow up

Anon

I used to think if I eat a seed from an orange, an orange tree will grow in me. Ahh

Amira

that penut butter was really made of just peanuts and Butter

Alomie

My mother tells a story about yes/no bananas. You could wish on your banana, slice off the bottom, and if the black smooshy part looked like a "Y", your wish would come true. Try it. They all look like "y"'s.

Anon

i used to think that you were hallow inside, and when you eat the food went all the way down your toes and when you felt full, it meant the food was filled up to your neck.

not hollow

i used to beleive that bread was made out of patato...dont ask why...

sop89

I used to believe that bananas grow on markets because they were always hanging from the stands. My logic was that fruits hang from trees; bananas hung from the market stands- and there you have it- they must be growing there!:)

Ivana

we were eating at a Chinese Buffet once & our daughter went to the dessert part of it & chose jello. She took a bite & stated "Chinese Jello tastes just like American Jello!!!"

Anon

When I was around 4 or 5 i thought that the trix yogurt would really turn you colors.

nikki

when i was 8 i believed that if you swallowed a turnip, you would tun into a japanese fishing boat

harrold tulip

I used to believe that the kind of food (ethnic origin) you ate determined your race.

Issokay

in the cantine at my school i had school dinners witch i dont normly do but it was christmas dinner so i thought i should have any way for dessert we have have ice cream and somebody had spilt ice cream on the floor and when my food had been put on my plate i walked to my seat and slipped in the ice cream and fell over not only has it landed on a teacherr but MY TEACHER!!!!!!!

HOLLY-LOUISE

When I was little my mum told me that food was in packaging to stop little glass men getting in and to stop your mouth from getting cut.

It was only untill I was older and figured it out on my own.

Sarah

I loved pizza when I was 10 I always wondered why some peperonis are hot some are not. I thought when I wasn't looking aliens put invisible hot sauce on the peperoni.

Anon

There are so many foods when I open the freezer. So I used to believe freezers can produce food.

Anon

When I was a kid, I used to believe that if I didn't finish eating my meal (food), it would cry after me.

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