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When i was a kid, i thought that beans were little potatoes.
I used to think that the holes in swiss cheese were made by tiny mice eating their way through it... and offered this explanation to my kindergarten class who ridiculed me.
When I was child i believe that the potatoes flew
When I was a kid, I used to believe if I ate too much I will nead to roll to move !
While eating mince and taties, I'd sometimes come across a lump of meat where it had stuck together during cooking. I thought that if you swallowed these lumps without breaking them up, they would turn up in your scrotum as replacements!
I used to think that tinned spaghetti was actually worms and refused to eat it. Now in my mid twenties, I still can't bring myself to put it in my mouth!
I used to believe that fishsticks weren't made out of fish, they were only shaped like them.....I haven't eaten one since.
I used to always associate the world "double" with cheeseburgers because of double cheeseburgers from McDonald's.
When my mom baked whole chickens and/or cornish hens in the oven - I used to stick notes on them that said "help me, it is hot in here"
i loved chicken livers when i was little.But i called them chicken buzzards, one day i said mom fix me some chicken buzzards!
I usedto believe that my veggies had feelings. If I left a couple of peas in my plate I felt guilty because they needed to be with their "family", so I ate every last one up. It was a great way to get me to clean my plate!
I didn't know until I was in 7th grade that meat came from animals. I thought it was made at the grocery store and the fact that the different types were named after animals was just clever. I did, however, know that we ate fish and seafood. This belief was also perpetuated when my older brother told me in 4th grade what hotdogs were made out of. I was so disgusted I asked my mother to confirm, and she said that he was wrong.
When i was little i used to wipe my food on my moms shirt becouse i thought it had germs on it.
When i was young, my parents would encourage me to eat my food and if i was ever to throw them away I would go to hell. I was scared for a while and would forced the food into my mouth even if i was full
When I was younger my mother used to put croutons in soup. I always thought that a ghost was drinking my soup for me as I was not a big fan of it, but it was actually just the croutons absorbing the soup. Silly me
I used to believe that since potatoes had eyes that they could see...as a matter of fact i just found out that they couldnt a few days ago. im stupid
I used to think hamburgers came from bears.
I have a friend who hates bannanas. when he was young he loved them. he ate them so much and so fast he often got sick whenever his mum bought bannanas. so his mum told him he was allergic to them. he belived her for years and years... but now he hates the taste!
when i was a kid when i ate a sandwich after you ate it if you go in the sand i thought a sandwich would come out and grab you under the sand
my aunt told me that if i put a pickle seed in the ground that it would grow into a pickle tree, so my best friend and I planted one and waited for the longest time for our pickle tree to grow .....needless to say, it never grew
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