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When I was little my mom told me cashews were named after Johnny cash and his shoes. I believed her for awhile and when I asked her years later she told me she had never told me that.

Anon
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When I saw a fruit pie labelled "Harvest Fruit Pie", I thought that meant you were only supposed to eat it at Harvest Festival time.

Alan, Sheffield
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I thought broccoli came from the tops of carrots because that's what bugs bunny's carrots looked like.

Anon
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i used to believe that meat loaf was made of buffalo meat

Anon
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I used to believe the girl on the Sunbeam Bread wrapper was the same one on the tv show The Beverly Hill Billies (Donna Douglas).

Charisse
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I used to think that chocolate ice cream was made when black people washed their hands in vanilla ice cream

TomG
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My retarded sister is a vego and she has been ever since she was 3. she used to be the biggest ham eater in the world because she thought ham wasn't made out of pigs and that chicken wasn't made out of chicken. she is stupid.
my stupid sister says...NO IM NOT!!!!

alex rtw
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I loved yogurt and Mom always bought Knudsen's Lemon Yogurt. Of course I had no idea there were other flavors or makers so it simply became Knudsen Yogurt. Then I saw a TV show where a witch needed "Eye of newt" as part of her potion. I figured out right there and then I was eating newts and yogurt. Newts are yummy!

Robert
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whenn i was a child ,i used to believe that pasta grouw up on a tree
Once I was strolling and Ifound a tree with very long leaves .I told my dad that I had found a pasta tree and my dad made fun of me .Next ,my dad told me that pasta tree didn't exist ,Iwas very sad and I never eat pasta again ever since

dédé
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I used to believe that butter was yummy. I ate an entire stick of butter when i was 5. I blamed the missing butter on the dog.

Libby
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I used to believe that penises where sausages and vaginas were donuts! one day in 2nd Grade I was at the cafeteria and the cook said were cooking sausages and having donuts for desert. I looked at him and then called him a canibal. My Mom eventually told me the truth and to this day, I am so embarrased.

www.youtube.com/merky05
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i thought the arby's sign was a whale jumping out of the water, until i asked my mom why they had a whale on their sign if they don't serve whale meat

Anon
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I used to think Spinaches made you strong.

damien91
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When I was little I used to think satsumas were sausages and satsumas were just called little oranges

Anon
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when i was a kid i thought people bought ice-cubes from the market

ice
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I used to love chocolate ricies, my nanny at the time told me that if i ate them i would get brown skin, so i never ate them again.

Alex
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I used to believe that peaches and nectarines were the same thing.

Marybeth
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i used to believe that apples where called pears and that pears were called apples.

apples n' pears
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When I was young, I used ot believe there was a lizard inside each drumstick!

Nandy
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I believed the a pickle was just a pickle. Had no idea that it was a cuccumber!!

Jamie
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