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Until I was a teenager, I believed that vegetarians ate only vegetables. Once I read a book where a vegetarian ate a candy bar, and I was like, "Look, this author is so bad, he doesn't even remember his character is a vegetarian!" My mom had to set me straight... :|

Rachel

For some reason anytime said the name of a neighbouring town I saw the Parkay butter tub in my mind

JewLea

I used to think spinach did make people strong.

pamela

When I was little I used to believe that food and water would go to separate stomachs because people would always cough and say "went down the wrong pipe" whenever they kinda choke out their food.

Bob

I used to think that I was the only one in the world who put ranch dressing on chicken, and that I invented the trend of Mexican restaurants putting cheese on the side dish of beans.

Aretia

My step father's name is jeff and his younger brother's name is justin. They are only a few years apart, and when they were younger, justin was very jealous of jeff. He would always say "well if it's Jeff Peanutbutter, then it should be Justin Jelly!!!"

of course... he didn't understand the real name was Jiff Peanutbutter..


Also, when my brother and I were younger, he called me sissy. He was about 3 or 4 so i was about 12 or 13 and we would often frequent a place called Cici's Pizza.

He also wondered why I got my very own pizza place!! :)

Courtney F.

~ When I was 6 yrs. old, my baby sitter told me if i ate to many tuna fish sandwiches, i would turn intto a fish!

Hey, i was little, give me a break!~

Cuddles

I told my kids that Chocolate custard/pudding with Pokemon on the lids were actually made from ......SQUISHED pokemons!

Bec T aka Atredies

i belived spicy musturd was chinese musturd my dad told me that

hobbit13

I used to think that cows would eat chickens and that is why eggs and milk are in the same food group.

danny

I was told you had to be 16 to buy food in mcdonalds. Always remember going in there with friends when i was 12, and after being served thinking 'maybe i should try buying cigarettes now'. Its a great lie that i intend to pass on if i ever have any of my own children

Mund

when i was little my daddy told me if you plant a doughnut a doughnut tree would grow. and i did butthe tree never came i finly told him what i did about a year later and he still picks on me about it

Anon