milk

I knew that some mothers could feed their babies with their own milk. So I thought that if I drank lots of milk that my breasts would be large.

Anon

I used to believe the pee of the cow was the milk. I didn't like milk.

Maeva, a French student in eighth grade

when i was about 4, i thought that cows drank the milk and made it. i asked my mom why they drank ehat they made and she told me they drank water. she probably laughed her head off when i left. i also thought the same for bees, only with honey.

tinkerbell

When I was about three, my mother told me that I needed to drink all of my milk to be strong and healthy.

I believed her, so one afternoon while my mom was taking a nap, I poured about a quart of milk into the pot of our ailing ficus tree. It died by the next day.

To this day I still cannot keep a houseplant alive.

silly rabbit

When I was little my mum was telling my sister not to drink. Well I didn't know what alcohol was so I went and got her some milk. They burst out in laughter as I was confused as heck!

MilkGirl

I use to believe that you could make milk shakes by stirring chocolate milk long enough and fast enough, that's what the blender did. I spent hours stirring my milk, thinking only if I could stir it faster.

Scott

When he was like four, my younger cousin only drank iced tea with dinner and hated milk. To get him to drink his milk, my grandmother told him that if he drank anything but milk past 6 PM he would stay short forever because milk made you grow while you slept. He believed it for a LONG time and would holler at us when we drank iced tea or soda at dinner and tell us we'd never get big. Awww. ^_^

Madii

When I was in the second grade, my best friend told me that soy milk was really cow spit. I believed him until we had a lesson on soy and found out it was really made of beans. to this day i get grossed out when i drink soy milk, it leaves this mucus in your throat. Yuck!! Cow snot.

Madii

Since I was told that milk was good for your teeth, I used to tilt the glass of milk to my lips so that the milk would barely enter my mouth and hold it there and soak my teeth in milk as long as I could for a brighter smile!

Katherine

that cottage cheese came from the roofs of cottages

shirley

I thought that eggs were dairy products until I was in third grade. I know, stupid me. :(

cool girl

I used to beleive that anything that came from a cow was a dairy product (like cow spit or something) o and i thought eggs were dairy products (dunno y) i found that out a few days ago

Marie Monaghan

When I Was Little I Saw My Mom Making Ice Cubes and When They Were Frozen They were White so the next time We had To make Ice Cubes I told Her I would Do it and because when i saw them when they were white i thought it was milk so i made the ice cubes out of milk and when they were frozen and my dad wanted an icecube to put in some water it melted and he had a milk and water drink!!!

Guess!!!

I really like to drink milk. And my grandmother didn't like me to drink so much of her milk and tried to scare me by saying if i drank too much i would go deathly pale forever, i didn't believe it. But my sister did and she did for about 3 years, when i proved it too her by buying and drinking 2 litres of it.

Anon

I thought that elmers glue was made from milk, since it had that cow on the glue bottle.

Monty

When I was growing up in the early 50's, we lived in a neighborhood with a huge variety of ethnic peoples. I had always thought that the only way I could get chocolate milk was to go to the neighbor's house. Mrs. Evans always gave us chocolate milk and cookies. They were African-americans!

Kat in the Smokies

MY MOM SAID THAT MILK MAKES YOUR TEETH WHITE SO SHE MADE ME DRINK IT

ME OF CAUSE

WHEN I WAS YOUNG I THOUGHT THAT MILK WAS THE SAME AS FLOWER I ONLY NOTICED AT SCHOOL WHEN I WAS MAKING COOKIES MISS SAID WHERES YOUR MILK AND I PICKED UP THE FLOUR AND SHE SAID THAT IT WAS FLOWER

ME