milk

I used to think that if I drank too much milk, I would turn into a cow. I have no idea where I got that from, it made me afraid to drink milk.

Caitlin

When I was five, I drank chocolate milk (my favorite drink) and woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I threw up for 3 days and had to go to the emergency room to find out that I was constipated. I thought chocolate milk was poisonous after that, and to this day I haven't had another glass!

Jena

I thought that eggs were dairy products until I was in third grade. I know, stupid me. :(

cool girl

i used to think that when babies were born, they drank from a cows "titties" to get milk because their moms didnt have amy milk in them.

bobby

I used to believe that if you opened a milk carton at the wrong a bomb would go off. My sister told me that...

Meg

When i was about six i used to think that milk bottles were filled with my mum's breast milk. The milkman looked after it and then delivered it when i was thirsty. It took me 2 years to realise that the milk was from daddy and then another 10 years to figure it out that it was from a fish.

uneducated child!

i used to believe that if you didnt pour the milk over every bit of cereal that it would remain dry in that area that didnt get milk...

sarah

I used to think that milking cows meant pouring milk over their backsides. After all, watering the garden means pouring water all over it. When we were on a country walk once, we saw some cows in a field and I asked my Mum if they wanted some milk. To which she answered that they had plenty of milk and wanted it taken out now. Thus, I associated cows with milk but didn’t think milk came from cows: I just thought it was a natural substance just like water.

I knew that you could milk cows but not bulls. The first time I knowingly saw bulls they were black all over. I associated white with milk, so I thought that was how you could identify bulls.
Similarly, I have heard of small children who think that if white cows give milk, brown cows give chocolate.

Alan

i used to believe that when you poured milk into cereal that only the part that the milk poured into would get wet and that the rest of the cereal would remain dry...

sarah

Milk comes from Mom's breasts, Orange Juice comes from Dad's.

Anon

I used to believe that milk only came from cows.

LOL child

lmao i feel dumb, but im 15 and last night at the movies with my girlfriend i thought that chocoate came from brown cows, i didnt think it was realy chocolate i thoght it was just a different type of milk that came from different type of cow

imad hussain

when I began fifth grade, we had a quiz. Our teacher, Mr. Cringler, would ask us a question, then call on someone to answer. But Junie, my friend, taught everyone how to do sign language so we could sign everyone the answers. When he asked, "Where does milk come from?" He called on me. Every one was signaling milk, but I kept shaking my head and said, "From the store."

Cobra

I used to believe milk came in all colors of the rainbow

Anon

WHEN I WAS YOUNG I THOUGHT THAT MILK WAS THE SAME AS FLOWER I ONLY NOTICED AT SCHOOL WHEN I WAS MAKING COOKIES MISS SAID WHERES YOUR MILK AND I PICKED UP THE FLOUR AND SHE SAID THAT IT WAS FLOWER

ME

I used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk

Anon

when my little sister was 6 yers old she would still drink milk from the bottle so my grandmother wanted her to get rid of it so she told my sister if we take all your milk bottles & plant them in our garden we would grow a bottle tree & more & more bottles would grow out!!! so she gave them to my grandmother & she throw them away but told her that next week we would go see the tree grow grow & grow!!! but eventually it didn't & my little sister got over from driking milk with a bottle!!!

Emanuel