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I never really liked red meat as a kid, and I remember the first time I tried lamb, it was covered in this red sauce and I thought it tasted really weird and didn't even look like "real" meat(because of the sauce), instead I had a very strong suspicion that it was infact human flesh. I ate it anyway.

Anon
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We dont have head cheese (if that is how you write it?) in Britain, but I knew it was something Americans ate by watching TV. I imagined it as this skinned, hollowed out human skull with a big lump inside it that was a mix of human brain, human flesh, and some cheese. I could never understand why anyone would want to eat this, and thought Americans had really weird taste in food.

Anon
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My cousin and I told her little brother that toe jam was just like the kind you put on toast. We got into a lot of trouble when my mom and my aunt caught him eating it!

Jenn
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Once I tasted bicarb thinking it was icing sugar.

I got a nasty shock...

Jesi
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When i was younger, i used to believe that Yams (the vegtable) were actually an insect like a grub or caterpilla. I refused to eat them as i thought they were a bug, i was around 10 when i fineally realised they were a vegetable after seeing them uncooked at the supermarket.

Kiwi Joker
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I used to believe that green peas is pee and you eat it, makes you pee.

Summer kid
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I used to believe that a fish cake was a fish in sponge and coated in icing. I believed this until I was 9.

Anon
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When I was maybe 11, my cousin told me that SPAM stood for "Scientifically Produced Animal Matter." I believed her for a while, too.

Emily
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My grandfather would drive past straw fields and tell me the bales of hay all rolled up was shreded wheat, what i ate for breakfast. It grossed me out and took awhile for me to eat shreded wheat again.

Julie Ann
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When I was little, for some reason I was terrified of onions. I thought that if I ate them, I would die of a heart attack. One day, my sister was going to eat soup that I thoght had onions in it, and so she was going to take a bite, and i was like, "NOOOO!" and I knocked the spoon out of her hands and somehow ending up knocking over her whole bowl of soup.I got grounded for it.
I still don't like onions.

OnIoNs ArE eViL
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When I was little my older brother told me that mayonnaise was pus from chicken tumors!

Katlyn
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that a piece of liver in your fridge if left overnight would wrap itself around a bottle of milk

Anon
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i used to beleive that the eggs are poos of chickens so i never let my mom to by eggs :S

3_7
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I was a little Catholic girl, and I used to believe that deviled ham was chopped up devils.

Camille, Palo Alto, CA
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Once my mother told me that if i ate 2 apples in a day, i would automatically get diahrreah!

Anon
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When I was about six, my best friend told me the moon was made of green cheese. I wouldn't eat cheese again for years.

Anon
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i used to think that they killed people and took out their liver to make liver!

Sarah
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I used to believe that cheese was cows poop left for a long time until it went yellow, and worms had eaten holes in it. No wonder I still wont eat cheese

Paul W
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When I was about four I always buged my mom for candy when we went to the store.At easter I asked her for peeps. She told me that the reson they were shinny was that they had glass in them. So when I was in first grade I told my hole class. They all laght. I was so inbear-assed

emily
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When I was 5 up until I was about 8 I used to hate eating roasts and meat with "chunkies" in it. Mum wouldn't let me have desert until I finished so I used to throw the chewed-up and spat out bit of meat under my dad's chair, I either thought it disappeared or he got the blame. A few days ago I asked my mum whether she knew I did that, she replied "Well I never swept the floor so by that time it would have been all shrivelled up!" Ewwwwww!

Kate
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