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when i was little, my sister and i hated vegetables and everything else that our parents said was "nutricious",so my mom straightfacedly told us that peices of brocolli were baby trees and mashed potatoes were tiny clouds. we beleived her and were downright overjoyed whenever we got them for dinner

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when i was little my mom told me that if i dont eat my vegtables by 7:00 the veggies will grow and grow and become evil and take me to the place where other veggies live

Anon
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When I was younger I believed that pistachio nuts were made out of beetles that had somehow been dried out.

Alyssa
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Someone told my that rice was really spider eggs. I still don't look at it the same.

Anon
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When I was about ten years old my brother told me that Kix cereal were actually spider eggs. I still can't eat Kix...

Anon
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one day i went with my father to a juice shop and i saw the sugar cane machine so i asked my father "how does the man put the sugarcane from one side and it comes out as juice from the other side" so he told me that a man was sitting inside and he ate the sugarcanes and then he peed and the pee is the juice

sugar cane pee
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My little sister believed onion rings were alive and wouldn't eat them until my mam had killed them by stabbing them with a fork, she also wouldn't eat any meat unless it was chicken so until she was about 11 bacon,sausages and burgers were all chicken, i don't think she liked chickens!!

chicken hater's sister
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When my son was about 5 years old he asked me what "take a whiz" was. I replied that it meant doing "pipi".

The following day I prepared him a sandwhich. He asked what spread was inside. I answered "Cheese Whiz".

He looked at me and said, "I'm not eating cheese pipi", turned around and left. I couldn't stop laughing, which upset him.

He didn't eat cheese whiz for many years. To this day I don't know if he likes it.

For my son Marcos Antonio; from Dad...JR (2004)
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i told my soon to be step brother that the tip of a hot dog looked like my cats butt hole.. he wont eat hot dogs anymore. :D

xJeNneSceNcEx
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When i was about 6, my older sister by 7 years made be believe, through a very well performed acted out statement that hot dogs inteed were made of hundreds of little worms that would be cut up and "mulched" into the meat thats inside a hot dog.

Anon
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I used to think that the orange stuff inside of acorns was cheddar cheese. I tasted the inside of acorns a number of times before finally giving up and admitting to myself that it was, in fact, not cheese.

Cindy
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I never used to like boiled eggs so my Mum told me if i don't eat it quickly the chicken will hatch and eat me. I only recently found out that chickens are vegetarians!

Egg Hater
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I thought that Elmer's Glue was OK to eat because it said "Borden" on the label, showed a cow (actually a bull) on the label, and it was white like milk.

richard
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When I was 6, my older brother told me that ketchup was made of groundup earth worms. I didn't touch the stuff until I had turned almost 23 years old.

Kelley
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When i was little, i would hate trying new foods(and still sorta do) When my mom told me to try some new food, i would say "no i don't like it!" she would ask how did i know, and i would say "Before i was borm, in heaven, god let me try some!"

Cassie
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I didn't eat some foods like...squash...yogurt...and guacamole, just because of what they sounded like.

Chelsea
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i used to think that the wood that my dad put in the barbeque pit turned into the meat. I never saw him put the meat in

Nathan Ball
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when i was six my cousin told me the reason that courgettes were gooey and greeny was because they were the ear wax of WHALES!! they loooked icky and i believed him.....to this day i cannot bring myself to eat a courgette.

SARA
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When I was 8 or 9 and eating lunch in the school cafeteria one day, a classmate told me that mayonnaise was made out of snot. I believed him and didn't eat mayonnaise for years.

Linda
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My dad once told me that every potato we had ever eaten was grown in his ear.

Shirley B.
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