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I used to call Nerds "Turds". I used to have a friend and her parents always kept boxes of Nerds. And everyday I'd ask "Can I have a turd?"
That must've been a sight to see.
I was told by my uncle that Mini Eggs came from a feathered legged hoodlum bird that lived on an island. They laid the eggs for children at Easter time
" when i was 4 i used to beileve soil was SPACE choclate and always tried catching the aliens leaving it behind in the morning "
My little sister used to believe that there was candy in the garbage can. This she heard from my younger brother who was 12 and she was 3. well anyways he reminded her one day at the grocery store and she actually looked through the garbage and did not find anything.
When I was around six or seven me, my sister, and cousin all thought that those stick candies filled with powder was really fairy dust. So whenever we had some each of us would eat a stick and then go to my couch and stand at the top of the couch and jump off. We thought it would give us the ability to fly.
When I was around four or five I heard people say "candy floss" alot. My mom is REALLY serious about keeping teeth clean, so she makes me floss very night. And I thought "candy floss" was floss that tasted like sweet candy! So I got upset that I flossed very night with boring floss. After that I always looked in the store to see if they had candy floss, but all I found was regular floss. Once I asked a clerk where the candy floss was, and he showed me a basket piled high with cotton candy. I thought, "What a moron! Doesn't he know what candy floss is?" Now, though, I know better...
I beleived that the little pez dispensers had to cook the pez before you could eat them, thats why you had to put them in the dispenser in the first place, little did i know that it was just for holding the candy!!
When I was about 6 years old I use to think that if a cookie crumbled all the flavor would escape.
when i was young my mother told me if i eat to much candy , gum , and chips that worms was going to come out of my nose
One day while finishing up in the barn, my two children (ages 4 and 6) wouldn't stop pesting for candy. The candy acutally belonged to a fellow barnmate and was there for her to feed her horse. I told my children that the candy was horse candy and that if they ate it they would turn into horses. We were halfway home from the barn when both brokedown into tears and said they were feeling really "funny". They proceeded to tell me that they had each taken a piece of the candy without me knowing and eaten it. They both thought for sure they were beginning to grow hooves, fur, a tail and ears.
One time my mom told me (it was late at night and i was like 4) that if i ate the candy she was eationg i would get diahhreah. I asked why she was eating it and she said it couldn't happen to adults. I huess she just wanted her candy.
when i was little my father and i were leaving subway and i was joyfully carrying my cookie, until my dad annoyed at my doddling said that the frogs would eat my cookie if i didnt hurry, he then went into a very horrific story, i was only 3 i remember it vividly, i have hated frogs ever since
Once their was a boy that looked at the peppermint patties. He looked at the mint leaves on the wrapper, and found his dad eating some patties. He went to his dad and said "Dad, your supposed to smoke marijuana, not eat it."
when i was little i thought that if i ate lollypops while i watched old movies then dead people's heads would fall on me while i slept.
I used to thik that jaw-breakers would break your jaw. I was very afraid to eat them!
when i was younger my older sister told me that lint from the drier was cotton candy, i believed it and ate it all.
When I was young I thought that York Peppermint Patties were illegal drugs.
I remember when I was at school, we had an RE lesson and had to take in food that was traditionally ate by a particular religion. One week it was Islam, so we took in our food, and I went home and told my mum I wanted to be a Muslim because they ate turkish delights (someone had brought them in), and I thought the only way I could eat them was if I was Muslim! She did explain I could if I didn't!
one day me and my cousin planted skittles in my grandma's backyard because we actually thought it'd rain skittles!!!!
I used to call "M&M's" "nominees"