sweeties

I used to believe that you could get worms from eating cookie dough. Hey, that's what my mom told me!!

Cookie dough not for kids

I used to call Nerds "Turds". I used to have a friend and her parents always kept boxes of Nerds. And everyday I'd ask "Can I have a turd?"

That must've been a sight to see.

Shirley B.

MY GRAN WHO USED TO LOCK US OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND SAY MR COOKINGS IS BRINGING ME AND MY SISTER SWEETS. I USED TO IMAGINE THIS MAN FLYING THROUGH THE KITCHEN WINDOW EVERY DAY AND WAS EXCITED, UNTIL I FOUND OUT MR COOKINGS WAS ACTUALLY THE KITCHEN CUPBOARD.

GULLIBLE

a freind of mine told her brother that airplanes were made of really hard choclate and if the passengers got hungry they could eat the seats.

Lisa

I used to believe that to get the flavor blue rasberry they froze the raseberries

Kaleigh

I used to believe that coffee and chocolate were closely related because they both came from little brown beans and the flavor is slightly similar. About a month ago one of my friends reminded me that coffee comes from little berries on a bush while chocolate comes from big fruit things on a tree. D'oh!

Heather

i used 2 believe that fig newtons were made of newtons from newton trees

ashley

When I was about 4, I had a packet of chocolate covered raisins. Some of the candies had little holes in them where air bubble had been in the liquid chocolate. I thought these holes were from little bugs burrowing into the candies, so I threw them onto the floor. When my mom found about 20 candies on the floor, she was really mad.

Anon

When my dad was little he used to think vanilla was actually plain. Chocolate, strawberry, butterscotch, banana, etc. were all flavors.

Sara

Somebody told me when I was 7 that you can't gain weight until you were 16. So, I ate all the sweets I wanted, and now at age 13, I have now just lost all the weight after realizing my faults.

Andreww Quayle

I used to believe that if you ate the candy, gushers, your head would turn into the fruit that the flavour was. Once i ate one for the first time and my mom tricked me and said that my head was a watermelon. Unfortunately for me, there were no mirrors around so I could'nt see.

Anon

when i was little i thought that if i ate lollypops while i watched old movies then dead people's heads would fall on me while i slept.

kristy

when i was little my father and i were leaving subway and i was joyfully carrying my cookie, until my dad annoyed at my doddling said that the frogs would eat my cookie if i didnt hurry, he then went into a very horrific story, i was only 3 i remember it vividly, i have hated frogs ever since

kelli

One time my mom told me (it was late at night and i was like 4) that if i ate the candy she was eationg i would get diahhreah. I asked why she was eating it and she said it couldn't happen to adults. I huess she just wanted her candy.

Shane (i was stupid when i was young)

when i was around seven, my friend convinced me that the gummies she gave me were magical and that they would make me sprout wings. my school uniform then had these belt loops and for some reason they seemed to look like they were poofing up after i ate the sweets. i somehow thought that the belt loops would grow into wings and i kept worrying that wing-sprouting would hurt.
that's why i love tinkerbell (:

Anon

I used to believe that m and m's had different flavors based on their colors, and because i didn't like lemon's, I wouldn't eat yellow ones.

Anon

i thought that bear claws (the donut) were real bear claws!!!
duh!!! i was such an idiot!!!

doughnutlover

i used to believe if i ate too many sugar cubes i would turn into a squirrel

Danny

when i was younger i thought that the clouds were made of candy floss, so one day i stood on my window sill and tryed to touch the clouds but..... i fell of backwards off the window sill and cryed for day because i couldn't grab a cloud anywho the next week the fair was on and i was brought a bag of candy floss i was over the moon! i started to shout im eating clouds hahahahaha to every1!!!!!!!! they wer to good old days !!!!

fruit pastel

Once their was a boy that looked at the peppermint patties. He looked at the mint leaves on the wrapper, and found his dad eating some patties. He went to his dad and said "Dad, your supposed to smoke marijuana, not eat it."

ho