When I was eight or so, I was at the mall with my mother and got bored, so I looked through the greeting cards for something to do.
One of them had a message "you're not old until the fat lady sings" and when I opened it, it had an illustration of a large woman singing. I was worried that I'd then turn into an old woman.
I used to believe Sting was my dad in a parallel universe
When I was a kid I used think my father ever was right and other people was stupid.
When I first heard the word "lumberjack", I thought it was "Numberjack" like the TV show The Numberjacks. When I was corrected, I thought a lumberjack was a dude named Jack who lumbered around.
When I was about 6 years old, I believed that a man wasn't allowed to get married if he hadn't been in the Army.
When I was a child I used to believe children were being brought by stork.
I read a poem entitled My Sister Laura. My mom's name is Laura and she has two younger siblings so I thought one of them had written it.
i used to believe I would be the doctor. Because I thought Heal the wounded and rescue the dying was the greatest things in the world. And I used to watch some programmes of the doctor, and they were very intelligent.
I used to think that when you got the sack, someone put you in a sack and threw you out the window like a sack of rubbish
Not me, but my cousin thought you had to be 30 to have body hair.