This may sound stupid to most but when I was younger, I thought when my little cousin touched me (aged 4) I thought i was gonna turn in to a baby
I used to believe that my aunts were actual ants since they were often pronounced the same. I was too scared to give them hugs.
When I was about ten, my mother told me that my great-great grandmother's name had been Lois.
For some reason, I thought that meant my great-great grandmother was Lois Lane, and was impressed that someone I was related to had dated Superman.
I used to believe that my Mom was the moon, because we were adopted and my birth Mom was said to be a space case by our casewroker
I used to believe that my parents would give me away if I didn’t do as they said
When I was a child, I used to think that my parents have the answers of everything.
I used to believe Sting was my dad in a parallel universe
When I was a kid I used think my father ever was right and other people was stupid.
When I was a child I used to believe children were being brought by stork.
I read a poem entitled My Sister Laura. My mom's name is Laura and she has two younger siblings so I thought one of them had written it.
When I was a little boy, my grandfather created for me a wooden magic wand and he said if I used it, chocolate would appear in my room, because a fairy would come, attracted by my magic power. Every time I used my wand, it worked. And every time I used my wand, my grandmother wasn't with me…
When I was about seven, I put some of my mother's clothes on as a joke, but when Dad called me by her name, I freaked out because I thought that he really did think I was her!
When I was a child I used to belive that my father had forever been a 40 years old man.
When I was a child I used to believe that if you wrote a letter to the stork you would have a sister or a brother.
As a little kid, I used to believe that my parents had adopted me and they played a role in our familal's life, about all of our life. So I starting an investigation to know if my parents were a sort of robot or anything else. I listened at the doors, to spy their discussions. I finished by to abandon because I never found evidences, for the moment...
When I was little I knew my grandparents, but I didn't know that grandparents meant my parents' parents. When my mom talked about her parents, I thought she was talking about other people I had never met.
I used to believe that when my father went out from home he spied me with cameras to control if I payed videogames or I did my homework
I used to believe that my parents' real names were mom and dad!
I used to believe that a godparent was a biological relative, possibly a really old one (like a great-grandparent) since 'God' was supposed to be an old man.
I used to believe that my parents' names were just mom and dad, i had no idea they had real first names until i found my mom's driver license which said "Lucy" on it, and i asked my mom what that means and she said it's her first name, I didn't believe her because I thought her name was just "mom"!