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When I was about 5, my dad told me and my cousins that the grease that allowed the van door to slide open was whale poop and we shouldn't touch it.
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when we were young my gran threatend to call the man with the van with the yellow wheels, who would come to take us away
my sister thought that when people came to stay with us - friends, family, etc - they actually slept in the same bed as our parents. She then drew pictures of this at school when asked to describe what had happened at home that week.
My mum told me and my brother that we were adopted and that our real mothers were witches. Thanks mum.
my uncle got sent to prison on the Isle of Wight. I thought that he had been sent into exile.
I used to belive that my mum and dad lived together cause they were brother and sister
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When I was little I used to think that my uncle lived in a bus shelter.