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When I was about 5, my dad told me and my cousins that the grease that allowed the van door to slide open was whale poop and we shouldn't touch it.

— TARDIS

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i thought that my aunt lived in a pipe

— cinderegg

I used to believe…

that all teenagers ate with really bad table manners.

— -J

I used to believe that I was part of my family but it turns out thnat i am adopted, and now i have no contact with my "mum" or "dad"!

Anon

well long story so ill start from tha beginning:
well i think you all know pop-eye tha sailer man!!!and y'all know that he got those big muscles form eatin' so much spinch!!(yeah right)well i got a older brother and when he was a kid my father always told him that if he ate alot of spinch he would become like pop-eye and get all tha gurls well today hes tha biggest geek ever and i dont think he'll ever get a gurl so i think he's gonna turn out to be gay!!*~LOL~*

— *~SaBrInA~*

as a child i used 2 believe dt my mom dt my mom wld change in2 this so called massive reptile n i used 2 get very scared i used 2 wake up nights juss 2 b ensured she is d same all the time....i was 6 dt time as far as i can rememba

Anon

i used to believe que era un mono y que me habian cortado la cola y rapado, cuando me enseñaban mi partida de nacimiento decia Bella Aurora y yo creia que era en la Aurora jajaja

— anna

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