marriage

when i was a little kid i used to think that a honeymoon was where after a couple had got married they celebrated by eating honey infront of the moon..is it true i'm still not so sure

starlight

I used to believe that I would save my very first kiss for my husband on our wedding day, but I would make my mom and dad leave the church so they wouldn't see me because I'd be embarassed.

Chelsea

I used to think that when a couple got married and went on their honeymoon, they took a vacation to the moon.

Jen

When I was about 4, my mum informed me that when women get married they have to change their names. Obviously she didn't explan very well and I went round for weeks telling people "When I get married my name is going to be Sarah so you had better remember it!"

Marie

When my mom explained to me that the bridal shower is whan the bride is "showered" with gifts, I took it literally. I imagined it would be quite painful for the bride to have a bunch of heavy packages dropped upon her and that her gown would probably get ripped and she'd get all bruised up. I wondered why they didn't just hand the gifts to her, but then I figured this was the kinda of thing they meant they said "There's no such thing as a free lunch."

Alex H.

When i was younger i used to belief that when people got married and went on their honeymoon, thay actually went to the moon and ate honey.

Elisa

i used to believe the reason people were nervous about weddings was because that was going to be the day where they were gonna kiss for the first time.

Anon

When I was 4 I thought the minister gave the bride and groom a brand new last name when they got married. l asked my dad what his maiden name was and my parents burst out laughing. I got so upset because I just wanted to know his old name.

Lauren :)

I used to believe that if I put my dad's toothbrush close to my mom's toothbrush, with the bristles touching - like a kiss - they would never fight and be together forever.

Anon

When I was around 8 I thought that when people got married they had to have sex in the church in front of all the guests. This embarrassed me so much that when my family was invited to a wedding I tried to run away and hide.

Anonnymouse

When I was around 5, I heard my mom talking about going to a bridal shower with some other ladies, and I was picturing all these women in the shower together!! I was quite disturbed and was glad I wasn't going.

Missy Rae

I used to believe that if a woman saw any man naked, apart from her husband, she would have the urge to cut their penis off.

Marc

i used to think that when you went to get married, you picked out a girl from a group that came to the wedding.

steve

When I was little, I used to think that one line in the wedding vows was "Will you have this woman to be your awfully wedded wife"
I could never figure out why you would want to marry that person.
It actually made me giggle durring that part of my wedding ceremony!

Sharon

My daughters, who are 4 years old, believe that if they kiss a boy, or a boy kisses a girl, they get married! This is becuase they were at my wedding and of course my husband and I kissed and then we were married. I have tried to explain to them but they just don't understand.

Angel

When I was about 6, my parents left me and my sister with my grandparents for a few days to go celebrate their anniversary. Me and my sister believed that their anniversary celebration consisted of them dancing on tables in their underwear with roses in their mouths. My grandparents still laugh at us about it to this day.

Anon

I used to believe that when I used up all the sheets in my desk scratch pad, I would be married.

Barb

I used to believe that when married couples went on their honeymoon they were actually going to the moon, I always wanted to get married because of that.

Anon

I used to believe that it was physically impossible to have a child until you got married, up until my surprise cousin came along.

Kat

I used to believe you had to get married if you were normal, so I had to get married to a man, because I was a normal girl with nothing wrong with me. Not that there was a law, just that you HAD to. Not that I had to be a housewife, just that I had to marry a man. I was nine when I found out you didn't have to get married (people had always told me before but I thought they were just making the unmarried weirdos feel better.)

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